Francis: [cleaning a litterbox] I hate cleaning the litterbox. [You Doo magic forces him face-first into the box] Aah! There's nothing deodorizing about these crystals!

Wanda: (affected by magic) Eh, but what the heck do I know? In fact, wish up a whole boxful of You Doo dolls... and let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo and dance! I'm a nag, let's do the nag dance! (magic affecting her, dancing) You nag it to the left! You nag it to the right! I always nag my husband all day and night!

Veronica: Ha Ha! How many pink-hatted buck toothed losers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Veronica, Tad & Chad: (You Doo magic affects them and snds them in the air) Aah!

(Tootie finds Timmy's You Doo doll)
Tootie: Oh my gosh, are my Timmy based dreams coming true? They are! They are coming true! An orthodontically correct Timmy doll! [looks up at sky] Thank you! Now, to play my favorite game...

Trixie: Oh Timmy, now that we've finally spent some quality time together, I've realized how funny and cool you are.
Timmy: Trixie, there is something I've always wanted to say to you. [You Doo magic affects him] I love Tootie, she's smart, she's funny, and she's so much prettier than anyone. Especially...
(Outside, Tootie is speaking through Timmy's You Doo doll)
Tootie: ...that icky yucky Trixie!

(Cosmo and Wanda are joined at the hip)
Cosmo: How do we go to the bathroom?

Timmy: Another close call. Boy did I learn a BIG lesson.
Wanda: It's not right to control other people?
Timmy: Nope. Boys shouldn't play with dolls. From now on, I stick with action figures! Which are totally different!

Timmy: Ladies and gentlemen, Cosmo's brain has left the building!
Wanda: Like it ever entered!
Cosmo: [with Wanda's hair] Let's do the nag! You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right! Come on everybody, nag tonight! I'm a living doll!

Cosmo: Hey, that is my wand!

Chester: His rocket!
Mr. Crocker: I'll get the F's.

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