Timmy Turner: Do I have to remind you that you lost your ENTIRE planet to that thing, and YOU read the prophecy!? Now, are you a man or a mouse!?

Mark Chang: [twirls his Fake-i-fier around, taking a mouse form] Like, squeak?

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Vicky: (Crying after Timmy sacrifices himself to the Darkness) I'll never call him a twerp again!

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Mark Chang: [approaching Vicky wrapping his tentacles around her] There, there Vicky, let me hold you and comfort you and make out with you! [Vicky elbows Mark in his stomach] Ugh, I lack air!

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Mark Chang: Yo, 'Rental units. I like had to come up to pick up a new fake-i-fier because my old one's on the fritz and only turns me into lady's foot wear. [Mark, then, twirls his fake-i-fier and becomes a flat and then a high heel]

Queen Jipjorrulac: Ohh, nice pump.

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Dark Laser: [pointing to the rocket ship Jorgen poofed up] That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?

Jorgen Von Strangle: Does THIS answer your question? [pushes the rocket's remote control button which launches it without anyone on board

Mr. Turner: Uh, one of us probably should have been on that.

Jorgen: DAGNABIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Darkness: Return to me now.

Head Eliminator: I will NOT return. You cannot make me. [fires into the Darkness, which makes it cringe]

The Darkness: But I can UNmake you! [blasts an energy beam at the Eliminator, blowing it apart]

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The Darkness: Timmy Turner is NOT to be eliminated.

Eliminator One: Right. TOTALLY clear on that.

Eliminator Two: Timmy Turno NO eliminato.

The Darkness: Search for Timmy Turner and bring him to me!

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A.J.: Timmy you SAVED us.

Chester: Dude you TOTALLY rock!

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Trixie: Timmy!!...How's my hair?

Timmy: Perfect.

[Trixie and Timmy kiss]

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Crowd of Fairies: Chosen one! Chosen one!

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Mark: [flying away from Yugopotamia] Can like any body save ussssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

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Cosmo: Don't touch my weenies! That could be a new catchphrase!

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Cosmo: Must. Eliminate. Weenies.

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Timmy: The Darkness is back! [twitches and faints]

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Timmy: Hey Trixie!

Trixie Tang: AHH! Help me! Police!

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Mark: It says the second wand is on the dark side of the blue moon!

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Eliminators: Eliminate Timmy Turner!

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Trixie: Aliens, yeah right! What's next, Fairies?

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Vicky: Money money money!

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Timmy: Get the cash machine[Throws it inside Dark Laser's spaceship] good girl!

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Vicky: May the Forks be with you! [she gets frozen]

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Dark Laser: FLIPSIE!

Crocker: FAIRIES!!

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The Darkness: Must have Timmy Turner.

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Cupid: Look, up in the sky. It's the chosen one! Hi!

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Jorgen: Worst. Chosen one. Ever

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Head Eliminator: You're going down!

Timmy: Actually, I'm going up!

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Vicky: Not even my cold, dark heart can resist the joy of a baby's smile!

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Jorgen: (transformed into Timmy) Look, I'm Timmy Turner! Look how stupid I am!

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Juandissimo: Wanda, I'm sorry about your loss! Wanna make out?

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Timmy: I. am. not. an. alien!

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Crocker: Don't wipe yourself with a cactus

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Wanda: Cosmo figured out all this?

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Turbo Thunder: What?! I am Turbo Thunder! you cannot vanish me from- [he gets vanished]

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Mark: Trust them! for they live in a sewer!

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Mr. Turner: Very very bad weenies!

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Timmy's friends: Welcome back Timmy!

Cupid: The Eliminators are back.

Mark: Dude, I don't think it digs the funk.

Timmy: Then lets see if it can rock and rollerskate.

Timmy: Now lets see how he likes my weenies. Not the catchprase I'm looking for but WITH THE WEENIES!!

Eliminators: (after being rebuilt with boombox and roller skates) Get Timmy! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner! Get Timmy Turner!

Crocker: Tell me you have fairies and we have a deal!

TooYube character: I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger!

Kids: "It's Fart Blazer from TooYube!"

Vicky: Money! Money! Money!

Timmy: Get the cash machine Vicky! Get it girl!

Eliminators: GET THE CHOSEN ONE!!

Dark Laser: I got blankets, a thermal refuge barrel, some earmuffs and my ex-wifes furr coat.

Vicky: Pass me the menu. Help me twerp. You're my only hope.

Vicky: HEY! WHAT DO I USE FOR A WEAPON?!!

Dark Laser: Here. Use the forks!

Crocker: I think it's time for you to chill out with my FAIRY FREEZER! Did I say my fairy freezer? I mean your fairy freezer which looks fabulous on you.

Dark Laser: HAH! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWERS OF MY LIGHTSTICK! I mean your lightstick which looks good on you.

Vicky: MAY THE FORKS BE WITH AAAHHH!!!

Rock Guardian: Who goes there?!! Before this wand you can posses you must past the chosen test.

Timmy's Dad: WHAT DOES IT WANT?!!

The Darkness: TIMMY TURNER!!

Trixie: Timmy, how's my hair?

Timmy Turner: Perfect! YOU WANT ME DARKNESS?!! YOU GOT ME! So long Trixie.

Trixie: Timmy!

Trixie: He saved us all!

Vicky: I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!

Dark Laser: That's big. Are you sure you can fly it?!!

Timmy: Stop! If you fire he'll absorb the weapons and use it against you!

MERF Agent: What do you know? You're just a kid without any hair on your body.

MERF Agent: Okay. If you say so and FIRE!!

Destructinator: The chosen one had fled his world and with magic there's nothing stopping me from making it my world!

Robofied humans: We're at your command oh great streetsweeper of doom!

Destructionator: From now on call me the Destructinator! Muahahahaha!!

Turbo Timmy: Hey! You haven't seen a world full of imprisoned fairies that could use some magic, have you?

Destructinator: I wish you had giant ears!

Turbo Timmy: But now you shall taste the thunderarm fury of my Thunder pits!!

Destructinator: I cannot be stopped. Thanks to you I have magic, I have destructopits and I have all the power in the universe!

Hugginator: Must hug Timmy Turner!

Turbo Timmy: The Darkness wasn't looking for trouble in the universe. It was looking for friends.

Yellowness: Friends.

Timmy: And finally the best kiss ever.

Cosmo: Just kidding. AAaahhhhh! Brain Freeze!!!!

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Cosmo: What happens if we break wind? (farts and it becomes encased in a bubble)

Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.