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- Cosmo: Don't you know that the cameras are everywhere?
- (Timmy flashbacks to when he is on the toilet with cameras around)
- Timmy: Hmm, now that you mention it, no!
- (Mom burns a bowl. She hears audience laughs.)
- Mom: Timmy, honey, I'm gonna make you a nice, big breakfast.
- Timmy: Gee mom, that sounds-
- (Simon's Crew hold up signs)
- Timmy: Uh, what could possibly go wrong?
- (Audience laughs)
- Mom: I'd just like to know what's so funny about pancakes and eggs.
- (Audience laughs)
- (Dad runs off with a pancake on his head. Audience laughs.)
- Timmy: Heh, What could possibly go wrong?
- (Audience laughs)
- Mom: Fix yourself a bowl of cereal then, smarty pants. And for being so rude, you're grounded for a week- (Mrs. Turner is stopped by magic and then Simon and his crew appear)
- Simon: Big-T, what are you doing? Grounded for a week does not in exciting reality show make.
- Timmy: What are you talking about? I got grounded 'cuz I did exactly what you said to do.
- Simon: You're right. Maybe we replace mom with someone a little less shrill. Find out if Florence Henderson is available.
- Florence Henderson: Timmy, since you're not grounded after all, how 'bout some snacks?
- Timmy: Thanks, Mrs. Brady. I mean- mom.
- Chester: Wow, you're mom sure is a lot less shrill. (Audience laughs) Hey, I'm funny!
- Mother fairy: (watching Timmy TV) Ooh, I love Mom as a blonde!
- Little fairy girl: (about Chester and AJ) But what's with the brace-face and the bald kid?
- Simon: (to Cosmo) AJ and Chester got to go.
- Cosmo: Well, it's about time!
- Dad: (to Mom when she is replaced by Mrs. Brady) Ooh, honey, have you done something new to your hair, face, and body?
- [Chester and AJ (as monkeys) fell on top of Dad and Mrs. Brady]
- Dad AAAHH! Get Timmy's friends off of me!
- Timmy: (in Simon's office) What could possibly go wrong?
- Binky: (to Timmy) Lots of things. Never let your mom be your manager.
- Binky's Mom: You have an audition! Try and look cute!
- Mom: (in the Brady Bunch opening) I don't know any of these people.
- Florence Henderson: (pushes Mom out of the way) You're in my spot!
- Mom: She is so shrill!
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| << Season 4 | ★ Season 5 Quotes ★ | Season 6 >> | |||||||||
| #01 | Nega-Timmy | #13 | Back to the Norm | #25 | What's The Difference? | ||||||
| #02 | Love at First Height | #14 | Teeth For Two | #26 | Smart Attack! | ||||||
| #03 | You Doo | #15 | Hassle in the Castle | #27 | Operation F.U.N. | ||||||
| #04 | Just Desserts! | #16 | Remy Rides Again | #28 | Something's Fishy! | ||||||
| #05 | Go Young, West Man! | #17 | Talkin' Trash | #29 | Presto Change-O | ||||||
| #06 | Birthday Wish! | #18 | Timmy TV | #30 | The "Good Old Days!" | ||||||
| #07 | Blondas Have More Fun! | #19 | The Masked Magician | #31 | Future Lost | ||||||
| #08 | Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. | #20 | The Big Bash | #32 | Fairy Idol | ||||||
| #09 | Timmy's 2-D House of Horror | #21 | Crash Nebula | #33 | Timmy the Barbarian! | ||||||
| #10 | It's A Wishful Life | #22 | Mooooving Day | #34 | No Substitute For Crazy! | ||||||
| #11 | Escape From Unwish Island | #23 | Big Wanda | J/T2 | When Nerds Collide! | ||||||
| #12 | The Gland Plan | #24 | Oh, Brother! | J/T3 | The Jerkinators! | ||||||