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"Timmy's Secret Wish!"
Season №: 8
Episode №: 122-123
Airdate: November 23, 2011
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Timmy's Secret Wish!" from Season 8, which aired on November 23, 2011.


Script[]

Part 1[]

[The episode starts with the roof of The Turner's House begin lifted from a mountain of wishes created by Timmy. It then cuts to Timmy wearing a headband and is sweating like crazy]

  • Timmy: I wish for a giant TV! [A giant TV appears] A giant baseball! [A giant baseball appears] And giant bacon! [A piece of giant bacon appears and falls on Timmy. Next to his fairies is the wish counter and is up to the number 999, 998]
  • Wanda: Almost there, Timmy! Two more wishes!
  • Timmy: [Timmy is covered in bacon fat] OK! Uh, I wish for a trained Russian circus bear! [Cosmo grants the wish, but the bear grabs him and swallows him. The wish counter it now up to the number 999,999]
  • Cosmo: One more wish, Timmy! Um, can you wish for a flashlight? It's dark in here!
  • Timmy: I know! I wish for a group of people that will cheer for me no matter what I do!

[His fairies grants the wish]

  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy! [The wish counter reaches up to 1,000,000 and everyone cheers. Fireworks explode above the house and formed the words: Congratulations, Timmy! Three military planes fly then fly upwards]
  • Wanda: You did it, Sport! You made you 1,000,000th wish! [The circus bear spits Cosmo out]
  • Cosmo: Congratulations, Timmy! Seems like only yesterday you made your 500,000th wish. The was for a T-Rex. It also ate me.
  • Groupies: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy! [Jorgen Von Strangle appears and his exploding arrival blasts the groupies everywhere]
  • Timmy: Hey, Jorgen! Are you here to congratulate me for making 1,000,000 wishes?
  • Jorgen: What are you talking about, Turner? I just smelled giant bacon! [Grabs the giant bacon and takes a bite of it] Wait a minute. Did you say something about a 1,000,000th wish? No godkid has ever made a million wishes before!
  • Cosmo: Give me a T! Give me an I! Give me a M, M, Y! What does it spell? Seriously, what does is spell?
  • Timmy: So, in honor of this occasion, do I get something special? A statue of my honor, my own holiday, a parade?
  • Jorgen: Uh, actually, that's exactly what you get. Way to blow your own surprise. But first you get a song written just for you! Hit it! [Jorgen poofs up a band which plays the Fairly Oddparents theme song] Timmy, you're an average kid that no one understands... [Timmy doesn't seem amused by the song] No, that won't work! Hit it again! [This time, the band plays a different song called A Million Wishes. Timmy and his fairies join in the song]
  • Wanda: Since you were a youngster, you had a cruddy life.
  • Cosmo: An evil babysitter who chased you with a knife.
  • Wanda: Your parents they would feed you but wouldn't play at all.
  • Wanda and Cosmo: Till two little goldfish came and changed it all!
  • Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes never done before
A million wishes
  • Timmy: Like a magic candy store
  • Timmy: Mountains of pudding
  • Wanda: A pizza castle,
  • Cosmo: Copies of your dad
  • Mr. Turner: Hi Timmy!!
  • Cosmo: You went to other planets,
Deep inside the earth,
Wished for Cosmo to give birth (Poof Poof!)
  • Cosmo: You made a booger monster fifty stories tall
  • Wanda and Cosmo: If it could be wished for you wished for it all.
  • Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes, a magic tidal wave
  • Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes
  • Cosmo: I have no time to shave
  • Timmy: Comics, cookies and rocket roller skates
The first kid President of the United States
Getting stuff was awesome, nothing could compare
A multi-colored dinosaur, and super stretchy hair
The best part of the journey, the thing that was the ball.
  • All: Was my new best friends who loved me most of all! [The song ends]
  • Jorgen: You clearly didn't wish for a good singing voice. It's party time! [Jorgen poofs Timmy and his fairies to Fairy World]
  • Mr. Turner: Oh, Timmy! Do I smell bacon? [gasps] Giant baseball, giant shoes, normal sized Russian circus bear? This could only mean one thing,,, The bear and I have shrunk! [The bear grabs Mr. Turner and swallows him whole] Well, this brings back memories. Seems like only yesterday I was eaten by that T-Rex.

[Meanwhile in Fairy World, all of the fairies are celebrating Timmy's success of making his 1,000,000 wishes. In the celebration, the fairies are doing a parade in his honor.]

  • Timmy: Wow! Everything's so Timmy-themed!
  • Jorgen: The floats in this parade commemorates every wish you had ever made.
  • Cosmo: Look! Remember the time you wished for the world's largest magnifying glass?
  • Timmy: But I accidently set the city on fire.
  • Jorgen: Which brings us to our next float... [The float shows Dimmsdale being set on fire and screaming people are heard] The reported screams are so realistic!
  • Cosmo: And remember when you wished for the world's biggest barbeque?
  • Timmy: But I accidently set the city on fire. [The float of Dimmsdale being burned by Timmy's barbeque wish passes by]
  • Cosmo: And remember the time you didn't want to go to school actually wished that Dimmsdale was on fire?
  • Timmy: Uh, yeah, but...
  • Jorgen: Voilà! [An unseen float with smoke passes by]
  • Timmy: Wait, is every single float on fire? [A long line of floats with Dimmsdale being on fire is shown]
  • Jorgen: Eh, just the first thousand or so. Then we move on to hurricanes, floods, pestilence, and my personal favorite, the neutron bomb float! [An explosion is heard behind Jorgen]
  • Wanda: Come on, Jorgen. Are you saying that every wish Timmy ever made caused some disaster?
  • Jorgen: Well, the Fairy Council is reviewing these wishes right now, so we will find out. Don't sweat it, stand and procedure, nothing to worry about. [The scene cuts to Timmy being in a jail suit and is locked in a cell much to the horror of his fairies] Wow, was I wrong! We should've been worried!
  • Timmy: Why am I in jail?!
  • Jorgen: [Jorgen poof up the scroll] According to the Fairy Council, your history of dangerous wishes makes you the worst fairy godkid ever!
  • Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: What?!
  • Groupies: [The groupies are in another cell next to Timmy in jail suits. They hold up the signs, WORST GODKID EVER] Yeah, Timmy!
  • Jorgen: For the safety of the universe and anything flammable, you must remain in this tiny, windowless cell for trial.
  • Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: Trial?!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy!
  • Timmy: [Opens his window] Knock it off! I wish I was back home with my bear and giant bacon! [Cosmo and Wanda attempts to grant it]
  • Jorgen: No! [Jorgen takes the wands away] Sorry, Turner, but for the time being, your bacon and wish privileges are suspended!
  • Timmy: Do I at least get a chance to defend myself?
  • Jorgen: Yes. If you can prove to the Fairy Council that you're not a selfish, horrendous, buck-toothed demon in a pink hat, their words not mine, then you can keep your freedom and your fairies.
  • Timmy: And if I can't?
  • Jorgen: Then every single wish you have ever made will be undone. It will be as if you never had fairy godparents in the first place! [Timmy becomes incredibly shocked] Don't worry, you will plenty of time to prepare. [But it was too late, the Fairy Council poofed Timmy, his fairies, and Jorgen to Fairy Court]
  • Fairy Cop: Court is now in session.
  • Jorgen: Opps! Wrong again! Wow, I'm overdue today. Don't worry, Turner. I'm sure the court will assign you the most brilliant defense lawyer in Fairy World!
  • Fairy Cop: Timmy Turner's defense lawyer will be Cosmo!
  • Jorgen: Whoa, strike three! I'm out! [Cosmo appears in a lawyer suit]
  • Cosmo: [Shakes Timmy's hand] Greeting, guilty client! It is I, Cosmo, attorney at lunch!
  • Timmy: Don't you mean attorney at law?
  • Cosmo: No, I mean at lunch. I'm starved! [Opens his suitcase to reveal his lunch being grilled and pick up a chunk of meat] Now, who wants marine barbeque? But I must warn you, the kimchi is very spicy today. [His face steams up and toots like a train whistle] Check it out, Timmy! I'm wearing legal briefs! Opps! These are legal boxers. Oh, and they're Wanda's [Timmy becomes extremely embarrassed at Cosmo's stupidity]
  • Timmy: I'm doomed. [Suddenly, something explodes through the doorway and is laughing evilly. It was Foop, Poof's anti-fairy]
  • Foop: Did someone say, "Doomed"? [laughs evilly] I've been floating around out there for 10 minutes waiting for my cue. And I wasn't about to come in on the word, kimchi.
  • Cosmo: Hot, hot, hot!
  • Wanda: Foop, what are you doing here?
  • Foop: I'm the attorney for the prosecution. I earned my law degree while incarcerated in Abracatraz. I've also pumped a lot of iron! Check out these puppies! [Shows his muscles] Bow-Wow! Hello, Poof! I knew to defeat you I had to become something truly evil! So I became a lawyer. And I object to your existence!
  • Jorgen: Foop, Poof is not on trial here, Timmy Turner is!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy!
  • Foop: I'm well aware of that, Jorgen. But if Turner is convicted then all his wishes will be erased. Including that putrid purple pain in my pants! [Foop points to Poof and everyone gasps]
  • Wanda: That's right! Poof was one of Timmy's wishes! If Timmy loses then Poof will be gone forever!
  • Foop: And watching him get erased will be a blast! [Poofs a cannon and tries to fire it at Poof, but Poof deflects the cannonball and hurls it at Foop. Foop is burned] I request a short recess while these second degree burns heal. [faints]
  • Wanda: Cosmo, you've got to win!
  • Timmy: We need to prove that I'm not the worst fairy godkid ever!
  • Cosmo: What?! I thought we had to prove that you were the worst godkid ever! What am I supposed to do with all these evidence against you?
  • Foop: I'll take that! [Takes all of Cosmo's evidence] And you'll take this! [Poofs a catapult with a spiked ball and fires it at Poof. But Poof deflects the ball and hurls it back at Foop] I'm going to need another short recess while I recover from the internal injuries. In any event, Timmy Turner is doomed! And so are you Poof! Ahh! Blacking out from the pain! [faints again]
  • Teal Fairy Council member: The trial of Timmy Turner will now begin! [Timmy is scared as the screen turns black]

Part 2[]

[The episode continues in Fairy Court and Timmy's trial is about to begin]

  • Foop: Members of the Fairy Council, I will now prove that Timmy Turner is guilty of being the worst fairy godkid in history!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy!
  • Foop: Exhibit A: Timmy Turner is responsible for global warming!
  • Timmy: What?! What are you talking about?
  • Foop: Roll the clip! [Poofs a TV showing Timmy and his friends Chester and A.J. walking in snow]
  • Timmy: So cold! Sick of winter! [Timmy and his friends walk past his fairies disquised as snowmen] I wish it was warmer! [His fairies grants his wish, but causes an iceberg to melt]
  • Foop: Not only did his wish melt the polar icecaps, it also thawed out Big Willy! The belligerent caveman who, as we all know, became the world's scariest crossing guard! [Big Willy goes wild in the streets, throws a car and chases away two children. The fairies gasp in horror]
  • Timmy: Hey, less cars less pollution.
  • Foop: Exhibit B: Timmy Turner wished for it to rain rapid dingoes!
  • Timmy: What?! I did not! [Foop pushes Timmy]
  • Foop: Roll the clip! [His TV shows Timmy lying in his bed]
  • Timmy: I'm bored. I wish it would rain rapid dingoes. [His fairies granted his wish and the clouds turned dark. Then it started to rain rapid dingoes]
  • Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha saying, "It's raining rapid dingoes!" How does it affect your holiday weekend? [A dingo eats Chet's microphone and chases him] My weekend is ruin! [The TV turns black and the fairies gasp]
  • Timmy: Cosmo, we're losing! Do something!
  • Cosmo: Right, Timmy! I move to strike! [Cosmo takes a bowling ball and rolled it down a down the lane. The ball hits the pins but leaves only one standing] Drat! I left the ten-pin! Oh, I'm a terrible lawyer!
  • Foop: And those examples are just the tip of the iceberg!
  • Cosmo: Which Timmy melted!
  • Timmy: Hey, not helping!
  • Foop: He's also responsible for athlete's foot! [Shows an image of a foot in bad shape, much to the horror of the fairies]
  • Timmy: I didn't know what it was! I thought it would make me good at soccer! [Foop pushes Timmy]
  • Foop: And, of course, there's his now infamous stinger wish! [Shows a clip of Timmy and his fairies looking at a beehive]
  • Timmy: These are cool. I wish everyone had a stinger. [His fairies grants the wish and Timmy and his fairies each have stingers on their behinds]
  • Cosmo: Hey, look! A penny! [Cosmo inadvertently stings Wanda. Wanda turns around and accidently stings Timmy while he stings Cosmo by accident. The scene changes to Timmy's house]
  • Mr. Turner: [offscreen] Honey! [squishing sound] Ooh, I've made honey! [Mr. Turner accidently stings his wife. The scene changes to Dimmsdale and soon every one is getting accidently stung by each other's stingers]
  • Mr. Crocker: Neat, a stinger! Oh, Mother! [The Fairy Council glare at Timmy as he smiles nervously]
  • Foop: I could proceed with more evidence, but my sippy cup is empty and my diaper is full. The prosecution rests! Bring in the executioner! [Poof the executioner in the court room] Hello, Roberto! I like your hood! It matches the blackness in my heart! [Roberto tries to kill Timmy, but the Fairy Council makes him disappear]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Cosmo, you may present your defense.
  • Cosmo: The defense rests!
  • Timmy: What?! You haven't presented a case!
  • Cosmo: No, I need to rest! All that bowling really worn me out! [Poofs up an armchair and goes to sleep in it]
  • Timmy: It's hopeless! I'm gonna lose everything! My life is ruined!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy!
  • Wanda: Don't worry, Sport! I'll get you out of this! Members of the Fairy Council, I can prove Timmy Turner has done a lot of good things too! I call my first witness, the Crimson Chin! [Wanda poofs the Crimson Chin into the court room, but is in a bathtub]
  • Crimson Chin: Hey, this isn't my bathroom! Some nefarious fiend has hijacked the tub of justice! And the rubber ducky of democracy!
  • Wanda: Sorry, Crimson Chin. I brought you to Fairy Court to testify on behalf of Timmy Turner. Isn't it true that Timmy is your loyal, crime-fighting sidekick?
  • Crimson Chin: Yeah! Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder! [Shows clips of Timmy being the Chin's sidekick] He helps me keep Chincinnati safe from evil doers everywhere.
  • Wanda: Thank you! No further questions. [Wanda and Timmy give a high-five]
  • Foop: Mr. Chin, isn't it also true that Timmy Turner unleashed your nemesis, the Nega Chin, onto the world, wished that the love of your life Golden Locks would become the evil Hair Razor, and made you realize that you're nothing more than a silly comic book character?!
  • Crimson Chin: Yes!! Yes, yes! Why do you think I'm in this bathtub? I'm trying to scrub away the pain with the loofah of liberty!
  • Foop: There, there, Mr. Chin. We're all trying to scrub away the pain. The pain of knowing Timmy Turner! ROBERTO!! [Summons Roberto and chops the desk Timmy is sitting at, causing Timmy to fly through a wall]
  • Timmy: Ahh! Wanda, do something!
  • Wanda: Don't worry, Timmy. For my next witness, I call Mark Chang! [Wanda poofs Mark Chang into Fairy Court]
  • Mark: Yo, Timmy! Yo, Timmy's floating friends! Whoa! Court room, jury, funny dude with an axe? Why am I in a Yugopotamian Bar Mitzvah?
  • Timmy: It's not a Bar Mitzvah, Mark! You're in Fairy Court and I'm on trial for my life!
  • Mark: So, there's no brisket? Bummer.
  • Wanda: Mr. Chang, you're friends with the defendant, Timmy Turner?
  • Mark: Yeah! He's a totally gnarly dude and my number one brudzinski!
  • Foop: Objection! Make him use real words! I don't know what he's saying!
  • Wanda: He's saying that Timmy is a good person and a good friend! No further questions! [Wanda shoves Foop]
  • Foop: [Reads notebook] I see here that you're from the planet, Yugopotamia? And isn't it true that everything is the opposite? So that when you say something is bad, it really means it's good?
  • Mark: You got it, square blue hairy baby dude!
  • Foop: So, when you say Timmy Turner is good, you really mean he's bad?
  • Mark: Well, uh...
  • Foop: And when you said he's been a friend, you mean been an enemy, right?
  • Mark: Ahh! My mind! You messing with it! AHH!!!
  • Foop: No further questions! In your face, Wanda! [Poofs Mark Chang away] Roberto! [Summons Roberto and chops the desk Timmy is sitting at again, causing Timmy to fly through a wall again]
  • Wanda: It's ok, Timmy. I have other witnesses.
  • Timmy: Oh, yeah? Is it someone really awesome and trustworthy who likes me a lot?
  • Wanda: You bet! I call Dark Laser to the stand! [Wanda poofs Dark Laser into Fairy Court, much to Timmy's horror]
  • Dark Laser: [To his Flipsie toy] Aww, Flipsie, give daddy a kiss. [Everyone stares at Dark Laser in confusion] Is what I would say if I weren't a diabolical villain into conquering the universe! [laughs evilly as flames burn behind him]
  • Wanda: [Wanda extinguishes the fire] Dark Laser, isn't it true that Timmy Turner wished you to life?
  • Dark Laser: Yes it is. Flipsie and I exist because of Timmy Turner.
  • Wanda: Thank you. Your witness, Foop.
  • Foop: Mr. Lazar...
  • Dark Laser: It's pronounced Laser.
  • Foop: Ah, yes. Mr. Laser, Isn't it also true that since you've been in existence, you've enslaved 4,000 planets in the galaxy causing pain and misery to untold millions?
  • Dark Laser: And agony. Don't forget the agony.
  • Foop: And all because Timmy Turner made a wish for you to be real. [Timmy feels distraught] No further questions! I win! You got served! Yea me! [Poofs Dark Laser away]
  • Timmy: I object!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: On what grounds?
  • Timmy: On the grounds that we're losing? Cosmo, wake up!!
  • Cosmo: [Cosmo wakes up from his nap] Whoa! I had the weirdest dream that we were in a court room and Timmy was on trial for his life!
  • Timmy: Cosmo, I am on trial for my life!
  • Cosmo: Whoa! Whatever I dream becomes real! I'm gonna go back to sleep and dream that you're not really totally doomed! Ooh, and that I get a puppy and chest hair!
  • Timmy: [Timmy lassos Cosmo back down] Cosmo, focus! We've got to find somebody who has something good to say about me!
  • Poof: Poof, poof!
  • Wanda: Look, Poof wants to speak for you, Timmy!
  • Poof: Poof! Poof, poof! Poof!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Hmmm... Interesting point, Poof. So, you're saying Timmy's made good wishes too? Roll the clip. [Poof shows clips of Timmy's mother]
  • Wanda: Oh, look! That's when Timmy wished his mom could be Miss Dimmsdale so she's feel beautiful again!
  • Cosmo: And that's when Timmy wished his dad could be Miss Dimmsdale so he'd feel beautiful again!
  • Wanda: Oh, Cosmo! That's the day Timmy wished up Poof so we could all be a family!
  • Fairies: Aww!!!!
  • Fairy Council: Aww!!! [Emotionally touched by this, the council cries and hugs each other]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: We've seen enough! Poof has made it clear to the court that Timmy Turner is definitely not a worst godkid.
  • Timmy: Yes!
  • Foop: Objection!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: On what grounds?
  • Foop: Give me a minute! There must be something in these legal briefs! [Searches through the papers as the Fairy Council prepare to end the trial] Come on! Come on! Pull me a bone here! [he continues to search until] Ah-ha! I have discovered devastating evidence against Timmy Turner! He hasn't made a million wishes after all. He's made a million and one! [The council stops and the fairies gasp]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Foop, what exactly are you saying?
  • Foop: I'm saying that Timmy Turner made a secret wish! [Holds up a paper that says Timmy's Secret Wish and laughs wickedly]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: A secret wish? But that's the ultimate violation of fairy law!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: Every wish must be accounted for. Otherwise, godchildren could secretly alter the very fabric of the universe.
  • Jorgen: I think we all remember the last secret wish. [Shows a clip from the past] December 19, 1986. Little Joshua Applebee secretly wished for Chuckles the Fairy Eating Cockatiel! [The clips shows Joshua's fairy granting his secret wish, which shows a bird sitting on his swing. All of the fairies shriek in terror]
  • Timmy: Aw, come on! What's so scary about a silly bird? [Chuckles becomes vicious and attacks the fairies shown in the clip] Ok, that's totally scary!
  • Jorgen: Ever since that fateful day, all wishes have been carefully documented to avoid further catastrophe. But somehow, Turner got around the rules!
  • Wanda: Hold on a second! We never granted Timmy a secret wish! Right, Cosmo?
  • Cosmo: I don't remember! Again, I don't remember a lot of things! Hey! What are we doing in a bowling alley?
  • Wanda: Timmy, what did you do? [Everyone looks at Timmy for a few moments. Timmy tries to resist this but eventually gives in]
  • Timmy: [defeated, but sadly] Oh, alright. I did make a secret wish. Cosmo doesn't remember granting it because I wished he forget.
  • Foop: [Foop plays Toccata and Fugue in D minor on his organ] Sorry, I just love to play at funerals!
  • Jorgen: [Jorgen grabs Timmy] Turner, what did you wish for?
  • Timmy: Ok, don't be mad, but I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay ten years old and keep my fairies forever!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: [shocked] What?! When did you make this wish?
  • Timmy: [nervously] Fifty years ago? [All the fairies gasp in shock]
  • Jorgen: [furious] So, let me get this straight. You and everyone else on Earth are actually fifty-years OLDER?!?!
  • Cosmo: Do the math, Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13! You're fine, Timmy! Let's all go home! If my hunch is correct, there should be a puppy there waiting for me!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Timmy Turner, this is an egregious violation of fairy law!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: You are truly the worst fairy godkid in history!
  • Foop: Throw the book at him! Like this! [Foop throws the book at Cosmo which causes him to fly into a wall]
  • Cosmo: Starting to remember why we're here now!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: It is the decision of this council that every wish Timmy Turner has ever made will be undone! And he will have no memory of his fairy godparents!
  • Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: What?!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy! [The Blue Fairy Council member raps his gavel in anger]
  • Timmy: NOOO!!!!! [fades to black]

Part 3[]

[The episode continues at Fairy Court]

  • Blue Fairy Council member: Timmy Turner, you had made a secret wish and have been found guilty of being the worst fairy godkid ever! As a result, all of your wishes will now be undone!
  • Foop: Yes! I won the case! Take that, Poof! [Poof blows a raspberry]
  • Jorgen: Foop, you do realize that you are Poof's anti-fairy! Which means if he goes, you go!
  • Foop: No! I won the case! Save me, Poof!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: And now, Timmy Turner's wishes will be erased forever more, ad infinitum, e pluribus unum, and a loathe of all the Latin words no one uses in real life... [mutters]
  • Wanda: No, Poof! [Cosmo and Wanda hug Poof in despair]
  • Foop: Hug me too! I'm frightened! I tell you what. Spare me and all this will be yours. [Pulls out a one dollar bill] Well, not all of it. Can you break a one? [The Purple Fairy Council member raps his gavel and opens a black vortex above the court room. Foop tries to escape but gets sucked into it]
  • Cosmo and Wanda: [Poof slips out of Wanda's arms] Ahh! Poof!!!
  • Poof: AAAAHHHH!!!! [Poof gets sucked into the vortex. Cosmo and Wanda try to reach him, but the vortex disappears]
  • Wanda: Oh no! My baby! [Cosmo and Wanda hug]
  • Cosmo: [heartbroken] Timmy, what have you done?! [Devastated, Cosmo and Wanda cry]
  • Timmy: I'm so sorry! I don't know how, but I'll make this right! [The Blue Fairy Council member raps his gavel and makes Cosmo and Wanda disappear] No! Where'd they go?!
  • Jorgen: Cosmo and Wanda have been sent back to Fairy World where, thanks to you, they will have no memory of their baby!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: And now, it is time to undo your secret wish! BRING IN FATHER TIME!! [Everyone waits for Father Time to arrive, but there was no answer] Yoo-hoo! Father Time! [Father Time arrives]
  • Father Time: Sorry, sorry. I forgot to set my watch for daylight savings time! I sprung ahead when I should have fallen back! [digs into his beard] Hey, I brought gifts! You know what they say, there's no present like the time! [pulls out watches] Get it?
  • Blue Fairy Council member: [to his brethren; annoyed] He's been doing that same joke for thousands of years.
  • Father Time: So, this is the kid who made the secret wish? You don't get a watch, mister! I will now set things right by advancing time on Earth fifty years! Shazam!! [drops his watch]
  • Timmy: Nothing happened.
  • Father Time: I know. I just like saying Shazam! And other z words. Like jacuzzi, zing, zampone, xylophone. Doesn't have a z, but it sounds like one. [to Timmy] Timmy Turner, you are about to age fifty years in the blink of an eye!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: And you will have no memory of your fairies or of this council. [Father Time flicks the hour arm of his watch as time begins to change]
  • Timmy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [Timmy is magically sent fifty years into the future as everything in Dimmsdale becomes futuristic. The scene changes to Timmy's house now futuristic as Timmy's alarm clock goes off. Timmy wakes up as an old man and falls out of his bed. Timmy begins talking hoarsely] Jumping Jehoshaphat! Wait, what? Why do I sound like an old man? [Timmy looks at his hand and sees it wrinkly. He slowly walks to a mirror] Leaping' liverspots! What's happened to me?! [Everything he sees on his body is wrinkly] I'm, I'm... [snores] Old! [Timmy turns on the TV and sees a dreadfully aged Chet Ubetcha]
  • Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha reporting, everyone in the world has mysteriously aged fifty years! In breaking news, [bends over] my back!! [screams as he loses his teeth, but gets a new pair] This just in, my new teeth!
  • Timmy: Holy Toledo! Everyone's aged fifty years! Well, I guess on the bright side, I'm a full grown adult livin' on my own.
  • Mr. Turner: Oh, Timmy! [a dreadfully aged Mr. Turner flies in on a hover scooter]
  • Timmy: Ok, about half right.
  • Mr. Turner: Watch out! I don't know how to stop this thing! [His hover scooter flips after bumping into a stool and Mr. Turner falls off] Oh wait! Yes I do! Help me out, son. It's time for breakfast and I can't remember where the kitchen is! [Timmy and his dad arrived in a futuristic version of their kitchen in the hover scooter] Ah! Timmy, there's a witch in the kitchen! [points to a dreadfully aged Mrs. Turner stirring a pot] Let's drop the house on her and steal her ruby slippers!
  • Mrs. Turner: Morning, weird old men! How about some delicious oatmeal? [Serves a spoonful of oatmeal in a bowl] And I'll get your juice with this new fangled automatic whosiwhatsit. [pushes the buttons until]
  • Whosiwhatsit: You have activated the self-destruct function.
  • Mrs. Turner: Oh dear! Maybe we should eat out! [hops on her husband's hover scooter]
  • Mr. Turner: Hang on, witch! I'm gonna floor it! [Mr. Turner flies the hover scooter as fast as he could to the door]
  • Whosiwhatsit: 5 seconds 'til self-destruct. 5, 4, 3, [The machine explodes the entire house as Timmy lands in front of his dreadfully aged friends, Chester and A.J.]
  • Timmy: Chester? A.J.?
  • A.J.: Timmy, your mom blows up your house too?
  • Chester: Man, it's like no one seems to know how to use the automatic whosiwhatsits! [two houses explode behind Chester. Just then, a dreadfully aged Vicky shows up]
  • Vicky: Hey, twerp! Don't think you're too old for me to babysit you! [tries to activate the power saw] Hang on. [tries it again] Any minute now! [tries it again but gets tired] Can you give me a hand?
  • Timmy: Bye, Vicky. [Timmy and his friends leave]
  • Vicky: Oops! I activated the self-destruct function! Dagnabbit! [power saw explodes off-screen]
  • Timmy: Fellas, what happened? How did we suddenly get so old?
  • Chester: Who cares? I'm finally getting my braces off! Yee-haw! [A dentist robot removes Chester's braces and several of his teeth fall out] Ah, that's better! Now, let's go meet some girls!
  • A.J.: There's one now! [points to an old lady]
  • Chester: I saw her first! [Chester and A.J. fly away, leaving Timmy behind]
  • Timmy: [Timmy is sitting alone and sad on a bench] I feel so weird. And not just 'cause I'm wearing an adult diaper, [brushes his beard] it's like something's missing from my life. [He sees three balloons. A pink one, a green one, and a purple one] Do I know you?
  • Mr. Crocker: Talking to balloons, Turner? You're loopier than I am! And I'm 103.
  • Timmy: Mr. Crocker? You don't look like you've aged at all.
  • Mr. Crocker: Oh, I've looked this way since I was 10. Something dramatic happened that aged me all at once. It gave me this hump and lower my ears onto my neck.
  • Timmy: What was it?
  • Mr. Crocker: Where have you been? Everyone knows it was the day I've lost my FAIRIES!!
  • Timmy: Wait a minute, that's what's missing from my life. I think I used to have FAIRIES!!
  • Mr. Crocker: That's right! You did have FAIRIES!!
  • Mr. Crocker and Timmy: FAIRIES!! FAIRIES!! FAIRIES!! [Both get very tired]
  • Mr. Crocker: You don't look so good, Turner. Did you bump your hunch on the bench? Rookie move. I've been there.
  • Timmy: No, I think I did something very bad to my fairies. Look, you know a lot about fairies. Will you help me find mine?
  • Mr. Crocker: Hmmm... What's in it for me?
  • Timmy: Anything you want.
  • Mr. Crocker: Well, I could go for a bran muffin and some prune juice, let's not get into the reason why.
  • Timmy: Deal.
  • Mr. Crocker: Great! Let's race to the Crocker cave! Right after a quick nap. [Both Crocker and Timmy go for a nap. The scene cuts to the Crocker cave] You're in luck, Turner! I've invented an interdimensional matter transporter that can take us to the legendary home of the fairies! [pushes the button] Fairy World! [The floor opens up and reveals to be a rocket]
  • Dolores-Day Crocker: Denzel, are you playing around with that stupid fairy-hunting equipment again?
  • Mr. Crocker: LEAVE ME ALONE, MOTHER!!! Oh, that healthy living! She's 130 years old! And I better have pork rinds! I'm stiffer than the light already!!
  • Timmy: Come on, Mr. Crocker. Let's get in that rocket and blast off the Fairy World! I know the answers are there.
  • Mr. Crocker: Oh, the rocket just takes us to the living room. That's where the matter transporter is. [Crocker and Timmy hop into the rocket and launches it through the ceiling under Mrs. Crocker. They get out and head over the matter transporter where Crocker activates it]
  • Timmy: Is this thing safe?
  • Mr. Crocker: I never used it personally. But I did tested it on Mother's cat. [A black charred-up cat slithers across the floor] Believe it or not, his name was Smokey and used him as a test subject. I tested it on Mother's bird as well. [points to a green blob that used to be a bird] Coincidently, his name was Pile of Goo.
  • Timmy: [points to the matter transporter] You've got it set to the surface of the sun!
  • Mr. Crocker: So I do. [switches to Fairy World] I really got to get new reading glasses. To Fairy World! Right after a quick nap. [Both Crocker and Timmy go for a nap as the matter transporter takes them to Fairy World]
  • Timmy: We did it, Mr. Crocker! We're in Fairy World! And we're not a pile of goo! [Fairies are flying everywhere]
  • Mr. Crocker: Ahh! There are fairies everywhere!
  • Mr. Crocker and Timmy: FAIRIES!! FAIRIES!! FAIRIES!! [Both get very tired]
  • Timmy: We're gonna have to tone this down o we're never gonna get anywhere. Now, help me find my fairies.
  • Mr. Crocker: No a problem! [pulls out a photo album] I've snapped a photo of them one weekend when I was disguised as your mom. [shows photos of himself posing as Mrs. Turner and other photos of Mr. Turner] I have to admit, things got pretty awkward with your dad. [shows photo of Mr. Turner getting punched and then shows a photo of Cosmo and Wanda]
  • Timmy: Wait a minute, I remember them now. Their names were Carlos and Wendy! Uh, no, wait, uh, Colon and Wilma? No, it's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah! They were both named Zeke! [Some fairies fly by]
  • Mr. Crocker: Yoo-hoo! Does any of you know two fairies named Zeke? Can you tell them we're waiting for them at the corner of Cosmo and Wanda?
  • Timmy: Cosmo and Wanda? That's it! [Sees a house that's inside a fishbowl. Timmy rings the doorbell as Cosmo and Wanda answer] Cosmo! Wanda!
  • Cosmo: Ahh! Wanda, it's Mr. Crocker and a creepy old man! [Flies back in and slams the door]
  • Wanda: Cosmo, I think that creepy old man was creepy old Timmy!
  • Cosmo: Boy, fifth grade was really hard on him.
  • Timmy: Guys, it's me! Timmy!
  • Cosmo: Don't fall for it, Wanda. Last time an old man came by saying we were his fairies, I ended up chained to the water-heater while he stole our DVD player! [Wanda answers the door]
  • Wanda: Timmy, how do we know it's really you?
  • Cosmo: Tell us something that only the real Timmy Turner would know!
  • Timmy: Uh, ok. Cosmo, you dress like a princess and pretend to rule a bathroom while Wanda goes shopping.
  • Cosmo: [Cosmo opens the door] It is you! I mean that was our secret!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Timmy! [Cosmo and Wanda hug Timmy and rejoice having him back]
  • Wanda: How did you find us?
  • Timmy: Mr. Crocker helped me in exchange for prune juice and a bran muffin.
  • Mr. Crocker: Let's not get into the reason why.
  • Cosmo: Timmy, would you mind if I made you 10 years old again? Your hump is really creeping me out. [Cosmo changes Timmy back to his normal youthful self]
  • Timmy: Awesome! Guys, it's great to see you again! But it's still feels like something's not right.
  • Cosmo: I was just saying the same thing to this purple soccer ball I dressed up like a baby!
  • Timmy: Wait a minute, I remember now! You guys had a baby! A baby that I wished for! But all my wishes were erased and now he's gone!
  • Wanda: A baby? What are you talking about? [Cosmo draws a face on the soccer ball]
  • Cosmo: [Gasps] Timmy's right! I remember everything now! She was square and green and her name was Zeke!
  • Wanda: We've got to get to the bottom of this! If anyone knows what's really going on, it's Jorgen!
  • Mr. Crocker: I think the prunes are kicking in. [Everyone vanishes. The scene cuts to Jorgen, who is now incredibly obese, drinking a cup of chocolate frosting]
  • Jorgen: [Everyone appears in front of Jorgen] Turner, Mr. Crocker, what are you doing here? And how did you find Cosmo and Wanda?
  • Cosmo: Never mind that! We know all about our baby girl, Zeke!
  • Jorgen: Oh, thank goodness you know about your baby. Fairy Law prohibited me from telling you what happened. All that guilt caused me to really let myself go.
  • Wanda: So, we really do have a daughter?
  • Jorgen: No, you have a son! But his name was not Zeke, it is Poof!
  • Wanda: Really? I kinda liked Zeke better.
  • Jorgen: [Jorgen poofs up a picture of Poof] He was erased along with all of Turner's other wishes when Turner was found to be the worst godkid ever!
  • Timmy: Oh man! I remember at all! I made a secret wish and lost everything including Poof! Pass the frosting. [Jorgen gives Timmy chocolate frosting and begins hogging down on some]
  • Wanda: My baby! He's gone forever! [hugs the picture]
  • Jorgen: Not exactly. When wishes are undone, they are sent to a grey, sad, lifeless netherworld!
  • Cosmo: Oh no! Our baby's in Hackensack, New Jersey!
  • Jorgen: Even worse! [Poofs up a grey map] The Hocus Poconos! A terrifying limbo filled with erased wishes! [Timmy finishes craving on the frosting and throws the cup away]
  • Timmy: This is my fault! I'm gonna rescue Poof!
  • Cosmo: Zeke!
  • Timmy: No matter how dangerous it is!
  • Wanda: We're going with you!
  • Jorgen: Very well. Then we are off to the Hocus Poconos! We will need bravery and fortitude! And I'll need some more frosting! Mmmm!
  • Mr. Crocker: And I'll need a quick nap! [Crocker goes to sleep as Jorgen poofs everyone to the Hocus Poconos. As what Jorgen said, the Hocus Poconos was a dark, grey and terrible place for erased wishes. Some of them include Hank the Rhino, Overlord Glee and the Gigglepies and Super Bike. Jorgen and the others arrive there in the nick of time, however something shocks them] Ahh! We're in Hackensack, New Jersey! Now, we'll never get decent Chinese food! [Just then rapid dingoes start to rain down]
  • Cosmo: Ahh! It's raining rapid dingoes! Ah, that takes me back. Good times. [Everyone takes cover underneath a rock]
  • Timmy: Ok, let's find Poof and get out of here!
  • Jorgen: We better hurry! We only have a small window of time to escape! [Next to Jorgen is a small window]
  • Cosmo: Wow! That is a small window!
  • Jorgen: I know! They used to be giant French doors of time, but the Fairy Elder had this place totally redone! [Just then, a huge monster appears and breathes fire as it roars]
  • Jorgen, Crocker, Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! [The episode turns black]

Part 4[]

[The episode continues at the Hocus Poconos as the monster roars]

  • Jorgen, Crocker, Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
  • Timmy: That monster looks familiar.
  • Cosmo: Yeah, it's one of your wishes! The giant fire-breathing cyclops you took trick-or-treating! [The cyclops breathes fire and gives everyone a chase. Cosmo's hair is lit on fire] He's still mad that Old Lady Jenkins only gave him a box of raisins!
  • Cyclops: Trick or treat! [breathes fire]
  • Timmy: Whoa! Somebody give him candy! [Wanda tries but fails]
  • Jorgen: Don't waste your time! Our magic doesn't work here! [Everyone gets cornered and have no where to run. The cyclops roars]
  • Mr. Crocker: How about some prunes, Cyclops? [holds out a bag of prunes] They're not doing anything for me.
  • Cosmo: Don't try prunes! Have we learned nothing from the horrible fate that befell Old Lady Jenkins?! [Cosmo pushes Crocker to safety as the cyclops breathes fire and burns the bag of prunes]
  • Timmy: There has to be something sweet we can give him!
  • Jorgen: [Craves on frosting] What? Not my frosting! I will defend it until my last breath! [The cyclops grabs Jorgen and roars in his face] Fine, take it! I'm not crazy about butterscotch away. [The cyclops takes the frosting]
  • Cyclops: Thank you! Happy Halloween! [skips away]
  • Timmy: Now, let's find Poof. I hope he isn't in danger.
  • Foop: [Cowers in fear with Poof] We're in terrible danger! [Poof, Foop, Dark Laser, and the Crimson Chin are surrounded by lawn gnomes]
  • Dark Laser: Lawn gnomes with hedge trimmer arms? Honestly, Flipsie. Who would even wish for that? [Flipsie flips] Yes, it probably was Turner. Anything to avoid yard work.
  • Foop: I don't know what's scarier. The gnomes or the fact that you talk to a toy dog.
  • Crimson Chin: Shut up, pointy hatted fiend! You may have long arms and hedge trimmers, but we have the long jaw of justice!
  • Foop: Oh, it's no use! We're horribly outnumbered! Or should I say, you're horribly outnumbered! I'm switching to the gnome team. [Switched to the gnomes and is dressed like one] Hello, fellow gnomes! Let's say we go make toys for Santa? [The gnomes continue to surrounded Dark Laser, Poof and the Crimson Chin until..]
  • Timmy: Back off, freaky gnomes or answer to Timmy Turner the worst fairy godkid ever!
  • Groupies: Yeah, Timmy! [Timmy notices one is missing]
  • Timmy: I thought there were five of them. [But realizes that the Russian circus bear he wished from before ate one of them]
  • Cosmo: Bad Vladimir! [The bear spits out the cheerleader] If you're hungry, eat a gnome! [The bear does so and gives one of the gnomes a chase. The gnomes try to hurt Poof]
  • Wanda: Stay away from my baby, freaky gnomes! [Wanda punches away the gnomes]
  • Cosmo: Don't worry, Zeke! [Picks up a gnome] Daddy's here!
  • Wanda: Cosmo, that's a gnome!
  • Cosmo: Huh? Come again? I can't hear you! [drops a gnome while his left ear falls off] Our little angel hacked off my ear! [Dark Laser uses his powers to blast away the gnomes while the Crimson Chin uses his chin powers. Poof curls up into a ball and rolls away the gnomes like a bowling ball. The gnomes attack Jorgen, but Jorgen's body fat absorbs the attack and hurls them away with his belly]
  • Timmy: We did it! We defeated the freaky gnomes!
  • Cosmo: And Zeke is finally safe!
  • Wanda: Oh, Poof! Mommy is so happy to have you back!
  • Poof: Poof, poof!
  • Mr. Crocker: So, what kind of fairy are you?
  • Foop: Actually, I'm an anti-fairy. I spread evil and misery wherever I go.
  • Mr. Crocker: Oh, really? As a teacher, I do the same thing! If we live through this, we should grab brunch!
  • Jorgen: We have to hurry! The window of time is closing!
  • Cosmo: What's closing it?
  • Jorgen: The hand of fate! [Just then a loud screech was heard and the force of it blows everyone away. The screech came from none other than Chuckles the fairy eating cockatiel. Chuckles sits on the window of time]
  • Cosmo: Holy bird! That's a big cow! Do you know what I mean?
  • Timmy: It's Chuckles, the fairy eating cockatiel! [Chuckles screeches]
  • Jorgen: [raises his hand in fury and curses the day that Joshua wished for the Chuckles] Curse you, little Joshua Applebee!
  • Mr. Crocker: Fairy eating, huh? Well, then I'm perfectly safe! [Chuckles grabs Crocker and swallows him whole. But Crocker ends up getting stuck in its neck] I'm stuck! Somebody Heimlich the cockatiel! [Poof punches Chuckles and makes him spit Crocker out. Chuckles fires lasers at Crocker and Foop but they both dodge]
  • Foop: It shoots lasers too?
  • Jorgen: Yeah! Little Joshua was one messed up kid!
  • Wanda: What are we going to do? Chuckles is blocking our way out!
  • Timmy: This is all my fault! I got us into this mess and I'm gonna get us out of it! Hey, Chuckles, come and get me! I'm a fairy! I'm a delicious fairy!
  • Mr. Crocker: Wow, Turner. That's both heroic and embarrassing. [Chuckles screeches and flies off the window of time to go after Timmy]
  • Wanda: Timmy did it! He distracted Chuckles!
  • Jorgen: Quick! Everyone through the window! [Foops pushes Jorgen]
  • Foop: Evil babies first! [Everyone except Timmy climbs into the window of time. Chuckles still chases after Timmy]
  • Wanda: Oh no! He's not gonna make it!
  • Timmy: It's ok! Save yourselves! Don't worry about me! [The hand of fate closes the window of time and it disappears forever. Timmy trips over and falls. Chuckles finally corners Timmy and screeches] Well, maybe worry a little! [Chuckles grabs Timmy] Ok, worry a lot!! [Chuckles carries Timmy away while the rest of his friends arrive in Fairy World]
  • Wanda: Oh no! Timmy's still in the Hocus Poconos! We have to go back!
  • Jorgen: We can't! The hand of fate locked the window and probably went for a manicure!
  • Cosmo:[laments] Oh no! We'll never see Timmy again! [Suddenly, everyone is magically sent to Fairy Court by the Fairy Council where they are placed on trial for their actions]
  • Mr. Crocker: Ahh! What New Jersey city are we in now?
  • Jorgen: Fairy Court!
  • Mr. Crocker: Is that near New Brunswick?
  • Blue Fairy Council member: [raps gavel] Silence! You've been summoned because you violated the ruling of the Fairy Council!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: You helped Timmy Turner free his erased wishes from the Hocus Poconos!
  • Purple Fairy Council member: Now you will all be punished! [raps gavel]
  • Wanda: [furiously points at them] You're the ones who should be punished for what you did to our baby and to Timmy! Sure, Timmy's made a few mistakes. Well, more than a few. A ton in fact. But... where was I?
  • Mr. Crocker: I'm trying to figure that out! Are we north or south of Atlantic City?
  • Wanda: Anyway, the point is Timmy's not the worst fairy godkid ever! In fact, he sacrificed himself to save all of us!
  • Cosmo: Roll the clip! [Shows Timmy with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof facing Chuckles]
  • Timmy: Come and get me, I'm a delicious fairy!
  • Wanda: And now because of you, he's trapped in a horrible place forever!
  • Mr. Crocker: I'm gonna miss Turner. [Tearing up] Endlessly stalking him and giving him F's gave me purpose!
  • Dark Laser: He gave me purpose too! There's no point in blowing up a planet if Turner's not on it. Right, Flipsie? [Laughs as Flipsie flips]
  • Foop: OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE! WE'RE BACK IN THE REAL WORLD! GET SOME HELP!!!
  • Crimson Chin: Timmy was my friend and sidekick! He was the wind beneath my chin!
  • Poof: Poof, poof! [Everyone except Foop cries. However, Foop does feel a bit remorseful about his arrogant actions from before]
  • Foop: I can't believe I'm saying this, but given this new evidence and the fact that I don't want to go back to the Hocus Poconos, I demand a retrial for Timmy Turner!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: Denied!
  • Poof: Poof, poof, poof!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: That's the most brilliant legal argument I've ever heard! [Foop rips his face off in disgust] Let the retrial begin! [Raps his gavel and makes Timmy appear]
  • Timmy: AAAHHH!!! Go away, Chuckles! I lied! I'm not a fairy! [Runs away but bumps right into Jorgen's belly. Jorgen lifts Timmy up and everyone is happy that he's here] Whoa! How did I get here? [The Blue Fairy Council member raps his gavel]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Timmy Turner, we have no doubt you acted heroically in saving your friends. And Foop. [Foops tears up] However, you are still guilty of the ultimate violation of fairy law! Making a secret wish!
  • Timmy: Look, I'm sorry. I didn't make that wish so I can have magical fairies forever. I made it so that I can have Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof forever, because I can't imagine life without them. I don't care if I never get to make another wish. Just please don't take them away from me. They're my family.
  • Wanda: Aww, Sport! That was beautiful! We love you too! [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof hug Timmy]
  • Poof: Poof, poof! [Jorgen, Crocker, Dark Laser and the Crimson Chin hug each other as they are touched by Timmy's speech. Foop cries with the fairy cop]
  • Foop: You might want to stand back. My tears are made of acid.
  • Blue Fairy Council member: [The Fairy Council hug each other as they are also touched by Timmy's speech. They soon came to realize that Timmy Turner isn't as selfish as they thought he was] In all our years of the Fairy Council, we have never seen such love between a godchild and his fairy godparents!
  • Pink Fairy Council member: It is our ruling that Timmy Turner is not the worst godchild ever! Therefore, [raps the gavel] we overturned our previous ruling! [Timmy gasps] You may have your fairies back! [Timmy, his fairies, and his friends all cheer in excitement. Outside of Fairy World, the fairies set off fireworks and military planes fly around in honor of Timmy's love for his godfamily]
  • Blue Fairy Council member: BRING IN FATHER TIME!! [Everyone waits but there's no answer]
  • Fairy Cop: Looks like he's late again. [Father Time shows up]
  • Father Time: Sorry, sorry. My watch stopped. Hey, I've got a joke for you. What's this? [Stands still] Time standing still! Ha! Get it? What's wrong with you people? That killed in Jersey City!
  • Mr. Crocker: So, we're not there. [Marks an X on the map]
  • Wanda: Father Time, the Fairy Council has ruled that everything should go back to the way it was before Timmy made his secret wish!
  • Father Time: Very well! I will now set time back fifty years! Ta-da! [Nothing happens]
  • Timmy: Nothing happened.
  • Father Time: I know! I just like saying Ta-da!. I also like saying Yee-haw! and Whoop-de-doo!. [Father Time flicks the hour arm of his watch as time begins to change back to normal. Timmy's parents are reverted back to their normal youthful selves]
  • Mr. Turner: Yea! Honey, you're not a witch anymore!
  • Mrs. Turner: And you're not a weird old man! Well, you're not old anyway!
  • Mr. Turner: Yea! [Mr. and Mrs. Turner embrace each other with a hug]
  • Father Time: Time has been restored! Shabango! I also like saying that! It makes me happy!
  • Blue Fairy Council member: Very well. Timmy Turner, we will now send you and your fairies home.
  • Timmy: Thank you! [Timmy turns to his friends] And thank you guys for saving me. And thank you, Mr. Crocker. I couldn't have done any of this without you.
  • Mr. Crocker: No problem, Turner. Anything to get away from Mother for the day. Oh that reminds me, I've got to go feed her pork rinds! [The Blue Fairy Council member raps his gavel and sends Timmy and his fairies back home]
  • Timmy: We're home!
  • Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: Hooray!!!
  • Poof: Poof, poof!
  • Timmy: Boy, I sure learned my lesson. Never ever make another secret wish!
  • Cosmo: And I learned a couple lessons too! Never give dried fruit to a fire-breathing cyclops on Halloween! Never hug a gnome with hedge trimmer arms! And never invest venture capital without a detailed fiduciary prospectous! [Everyone looks at Cosmo in confusion]
  • Wanda: So, what do you want to wish for, Sport?
  • Timmy: Not a thing. I just want to hang out with you guys. [Hugs his godfamily] Then again, I wouldn't mind some more giant bacon. [Cosmo poofs up a strip of giant bacon and it literally lands on top of his house]
  • Cosmo: Wow! You really are the worst fairy godkid ever!
  • Mr. Crocker: I got it! We were in Hoboken!

[The episode ends]

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