You will cut your foot when you try to shave your ankles!
Remember when you dated that lovely superhero called
Golden Locks?
Oh, please! I never got to see that beautiful Golden Locks ever again!
And now we have trial with....Mark Chang!
And now we have....Dark Lazer!
Remember when Timmy's mom was crowned "Miss Dimmsdale" in a beauty pageant?
And your dad was a loser in the pageant? <insert fairies laughing here>
And when Poof became a new member of our family?
In December 19, 1986......
A kid named Joshua Applebee made his secret, and very dangerous, wish.
Uh, I don't need you guys right now.