|The Fairly OddParents episode transcript|
|Airdate:||December 31, 1999|
(Timmy wiggles his teeth)
- Timmy: Oh, drat!
- Cosmo: What's wrong Timmy?
- Timmy: It's terrible! My tooth is loose! Hey, you're my fairy godparents, can you guys fix it so it won't fall out?
- Cosmo: Woah, sorry Timmy, but that's tooth fairy territory.
- Wanda: Oh, the tooth fairy. Why is she the most popular fairy?
- Cosmo: What did you expect? She puts money under people's pillows.
- Timmy: Hate to lose this tooth, it made me famous!
(Timmy's tooth awards glitter)
- Wanda: (poofs with Cosmo) Wow! Must be nice to have all those awards.
- Cosmo: We've never won anything.
- Fairy Mailman: Message for Cosmo and Wanda, (unfolds the letter) Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet.... and you guys have been nominated for our Outstanding GodParenting Addition at this year's Zappy Awards!
- Timmy: That doesn't rhyme!
- Cosmo: Who cares! Did you hear that, Wanda?
- Cosmo and Wanda: We're up for a Zappy!
- Wanda: We've never been nominated for anything before?
- Timmy: Why not?
- Cosmo: Well, Timmy, our godparent career is been specialled with...uh...what's the word I'm looking for, dearest?
- Wanda: Failures.
- Cosmo: Yeah, yeah, that's it! Yeah... that's it...
- Timmy: It says here... that I have to come WITH you.
- Cosmo and Wanda: What are we waiting for?
(Cosmo and Wanda pulls out their wands and takes Timmy with them to Fairy World)
(Scene changes to Planet Fairywood, at the entrance)
- Wizzy: Thanks for watching FTV, Fairy Television! I'm Wizzy. I'm your host and I'm outside live at this year's Zappy Awards.
(Scene changes to the Red Carpet)
- Wizzy: Yes, sir, there's certainly no shortage of magic celebrities here tonight!
(Santa Claus, Merlin and magician, and 2 more celebrities waving at their fans cheering as they flew over the Red Carpet)
- Wizzy: I still don't see... wait! There he is! THE TOUGHEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! Instructor from the Fairy Academy, JORGEN VON STRANGLE!!!!!!!
(crowd boos as Jorgen walks on the Red Carpet, stopping in front of Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy)
- Jorgen: Hello, tiny little creatures
- Cosmo: Uh... hello, Jorgen. This is Timmy, the boy we watch over! (smilling with Wanda as Timmy waves)
- Jorgen: And this is Winston. He's the boy I watch over. Make a wish, now! (pointing his charging wand at Winston)
- Winston: I WISH I COULD SEE THE AGE OF 12! (as he cries)
- Jorgen: Haha, he always makes that one.
(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other. Scene changes to the assembly)
- Announcer: Fairies and magic folk! Here is your host for this year's Zappy Awards, Billy Crystalball!
- Billy Crystal ball: Good evening, I'm Billy Crystalball, and I wanna show you how to get a head in line... LIKE THIS, (laughs) Oh, I just made it up, but don't worry, I've got seventy-right million of them.
(Jorgen zapped his wand at Billy to get his attention, Billy dodges)
- Jorgen: Start the show.... DO IT NOW!!
(Billy gulps, and does a happy pose, then runs away)
(Scene changes to Billy's podlum)
- Billy: And now, the nominees for best costume design.
(Billy shows 3 nominees, One fairy, who is a magician with a beautiful look. The crowd ooooohs)
(The other fairy has a water fountain on her head, the crowd ahhhhs)
(Jorgen, the last nominee, does nothing but stands there. The crowd boos)
- Billy: And the Zappy goes to...
(Jorgen, preparing to zap his wand at Billy)
- Billy: Ha, what do you know? "JORGEN VON STRANGLE"! (the crowd argues)
- Jorgen: Thank you! (pushes Billy off with one finger) You like me, you really like me. YOU MUST LIKE ME!!!
(crowd, also Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy, boos... but then cheers)
- Billy: And now, the award for best magical appearance...
(A fairy with red shirt appears in a swirling motion, another fairy appears in an pixelated graphics, and Jorgen blasts through, creating an explosion)
- Billy: Congratulations!
- Jorgen: HAHA! I don't want to thank anybody, but ME!!!
(Scene changes to Timmy's seat)
- Timmy: What? Is everybody afraid of that guy!?
- Cosmo and Wanda: Yes!
- Timmy: Oh...
- Billy: And now, the award for best overall godparenting. For this award, each child must explain why they love their fairy godparents, and the nominees are... Sally and Stan!
- Stan: Why do you love me, Sally?
- Sally: I don't know... (money given to her from Stan) Ohhh, now I remember! I LOVE YOU, STANLEY!
- Billy: Jorgen and his boy, Winston.
- Jorgen: Why do you love me, Winston?
- Winston: Because you told me to...
- Jorgen: Because I tell you to what?
- Winston: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, SIR!!
- Billy: Congratulations, Jorgen! Oh, uh.. Timmy?
- Timmy: Yeah?
- Billy: Why do you love your fairy godparents?
- Timmy: Why? What do you mean, why? They're my best friends.
(Everyone is shocked)
- Timmy: Well, they make me feel safe, They make me feel special, they make me feel loved, and they may make a few mistakes, but... they're my pals, and I love them more than ANYTHING!!
- Cosmo and Wanda: (tears of joy) Oh, Timmy! (They hug with Timmy)
- Billy: (cries) Nah! Guess what, Timmy! Your GODPARENTS WIN!!
(crowd cheers, chanting "YAY TIMMY")
- Billy: (giving the trophy to Cosmo and Wanda) Congratulations!
- Jorgen: (zaps his wand again at Billy) I beg your pardon, but I think you have something that belongs to me!
- Timmy: NO WAY, DUDE! YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS AWARD! RIGHT GUYS!?
- Cosmo and Wanda: Uh... yeah, right.
- Jorgen: (pulls the pillow holding the zappy toward himself)
- Timmy: NOOOO! (pulls it back toward him)
- Cosmo and Wanda: Timmy! (They help Timmy pull it back)
(The tug of war was so powerful that the force pushed the Zappy award towards Timmy's teeth)
- Timmy: OW! (Timmy's tooth fall off his mouth, on the ground. Pillows fall over them)
(The crowd gasps, as the magic from the tooth caused the magical tooth fairy, in her bathing towel, to appear)
- Cosmo and Timmy: THE TOOTH FAIRY!
- Cosmo: Minty, not mediciny!
- Tooth Fairy:What's the meaning of... (Photographer prepares to take a picture. The Tooth Fairy poses. the photographer takes a picture) THIS!? You weren't supposed to lose this tooth for 6 days, 4 hours and 3 minutes.
- Timmy: Well, mam. HE made it fall off. (pointing at Jorgen)
- Jorgen: (hiding his wand) Hi, Honey!
- Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda: Honey!?
- Tooth Fairy: He's got nice teeth, Jorgen darling. How many times have I told you how I hate being seen in public...WITHOUT MY MAKEUP!!!!!!!??????? (furious at Jorgen, then smiling at the people) Now then, I think you should apologize for knocking this young man's tooth out.
- Jorgen: Y-yes, my little bicospit. Timmy, is there anything me and my muscles can do to make it up for you?
- Timmy: Well, can I have my tooth back?
- Tooth Fairy: Sorry, but I have a very strict, no-return policy.
- Jorgen: Timmy, TAKE MINE! They're large, shiny und POWERFUL!
- Timmy: Wow, thanks. Congratulations on your award, you too!
- Cosmo and Wanda: Thanks, Timmy!
- Wanda: But we didn't really care if we won or not.
- Timmy: How come?
- Cosmo: Because our real reward is just being with you!
- Timmy: Oh, thanks guys!
(Scene changes to Turner stronghold)
- Mrs. Turner: Here's your pancakes, Timmy.
- Timmy: Thanks, Mom! (chomping on the whole pancakes with the teeth Jorgen gave him.)
- Mr. Turner: Hmm, must be all that chloride in the water.
(Timmy swallows his pancakes, and smiles with Cosmo and Wanda in their fish form)