The Really Bad Day!/Quotes
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- Wanda: Timmy! Wakey wakey!
- Timmy: Huh, what? What's up!
- Cosmo: You are, Timmy! Today's a very special day!
- Timmy: Oh boy! (jumps out of bed) Is today's the day we send Vicky hurdling into a blackhole?
- Wanda: No, but we'll get on that. (poofs up a voice recorder) Note to self: Vicky, blackhole, make it happen!
- Cosmo: You know how every day, we're nice, sweet, and just so darn cute
- Timmy: (boredly) Uh-huh
- Cosmo: According to the rules, for 1 day every 2,000 years, we get to be BAD!!!!
- Timmy: Cool! I always wanted to be bad for a day! When do we start?
- Timmy: When do you start being bad, Cosmo
- Cosmo: Any second now! (look at his watch) 3, 2, 1... 0!
- Cosmo: (laughs evilly) From this point heds, I'll shall be known only as Cos, uh, mean? Yeah, Cosmean, Ohohohohohoh! (laughs evilly) Go look in your bathroom!
- Cosmo: Soap scum! (laughs evilly) Beware!
- Cosmo: (crying) I'm so.........NICE!!!! (crying)
- Timmy: Cheer up, dude! We'll help you get bad!
- Cosmo: You will?
- Timmy: Sure, I wish we can beat the baddest dude in history (Genghis Khan) and have HIM give you lessons!
- Cosmo: Oh, he is bad!
- Vicky Khan: Not so fast! (pushes the Mongols out of the way) It's way past your bedtime, mister!
- Timmy: Who's that?
- Genghis Khan: My, uh, babysitter, Vicky Khan.
- Timmy: Wow, Vicky must have a real extended family!
- Timmy: How do you feel, dude!
- Cosmo: I am Cosmo Khan!
- Wanda: Feel any better?
- Cosmo: I am Cosmo Khan!
- Timmy: He seems kind of brainless
- Cosmo: Mindless!
- Timmy: Mindless
- Timmy: Well I know the queen of bad ideas! (picks up phone, dials Vicky's number)
- (Vicky's phone rings while she eating food)
- Vicky: (picks up the phone) Hello!
- Timmy: I better disguise my voice (clears throat) Deep voice: Good evening. I am conducting a completely random survey. If you could be really bad for one whole day, what would you do?
- Vicky: Oh, that's easy! (Timmy put phone on Cosmo's ear) I'd blow up the Earth, haha!
- Cosmo: Hey, thanks!
- Vicky: No problem! (hangs up)