The Masked Magician/Quotes
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- Wanda: The Great Bickelini!? You'd have to be deranged to think he's a real magician!
- Mr. Crocker: [holding a Magic Detector] Hmm, top hat, tuxedo, magic wand, cape..... HE MUST BE REAL!
- Wanda: [mocking Mr. Bickles] Oooh, a rabbit. That's original! BOOOOO!
- Bystander: That kid's balloon is right! This is lame! BOOO!
- Mr. Turner: Nooo! Don't go to the Dinklebergs'! Please! Their childlessness will be our downfall!
- Britney Britney: [angry] Alright, I'm Britney Britney! I was four time celebrity search winner when I was still a fetus!
- Chester: He's no magician! He's a SUPERHERO!
- Trixie Tang: A CUTE superhero! [kisses The Masked Magician]
- Wanda: Cosmo! Stop spinning the newspapers! I'm trying to read!
- Cosmo: Oh, let me help! [spins Wanda]
- Chester: Help! Help help! HELP! A tornado! And I live in a trailer park! Oohh, they told me this would happen, but I didn't believe them!
- Vicky: Heeeelp! [The Masked Magician appears] Masked Magician! I knew you'd come to help me!
- The Masked Magician: Who did this to you!?
- Vicky: I didn't see! I don't have any enemies.... Except maybe my sister Tootie, or my third grade gym teacher, or my old scout troop, or my ex-boyfriend Ricky!
- The Masked Magician: Alaca-I wish Vicky was safe! [Vicky is sawed in half]
- Vicky: [continuing] Or my parents, or Chip Skylark, or my yoga instructor, then there is that Mark kid from Europe.
- Crimson Chin: I think it's CHINtastic that you are moving up from sidekick to superhero, Cleft!
- The Masked Magician: That's "The Masked Magician"!
- Crimson Chin: Really? Because that's a DUMB name!
- Blonde Lady: Look, up in the sky, it's a bird! And look down there, it's a bug! Oooh, and over there is a squirrel!
- Unknown man: No! It's the Masked Magician! [Timmy goes to save the day, but he screeches to a halt when he recognizes the "Han-ker Chief]
- Timmy: Mr Bickles, is that you?
- Mr. Bickles: Oh come on! You figured out my secret identity AND you can fly now! That's just perfect, just perfect!
- Mrs. Turner: Thank you for these great tickets, Timmy!
- Timmy: Well, I know the star.
- Mr. Turner: Ooh, having a child is great... FOR ONCE!
- The Platinum Princess: Bickles! You might have ended my Las Vegas career, but now its you who will be cancelled... by the Platinum Princess!
- (The Platinum Princess attacks Bickles, he jumps and hides in his top hat)
- Mr. Bickles: My dream, ruined! Oh well, guess I go back to teaching. [gets attacked by birds] AHHH!
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| << Season 4 | ★ Season 5 Quotes ★ | Season 6 >> | |||||||||
| #01 | Nega-Timmy | #13 | Back to the Norm | #25 | What's The Difference? | ||||||
| #02 | Love at First Height | #14 | Teeth For Two | #26 | Smart Attack! | ||||||
| #03 | You Doo | #15 | Hassle in the Castle | #27 | Operation F.U.N. | ||||||
| #04 | Just Desserts! | #16 | Remy Rides Again | #28 | Something's Fishy! | ||||||
| #05 | Go Young, West Man! | #17 | Talkin' Trash | #29 | Presto Change-O | ||||||
| #06 | Birthday Wish! | #18 | Timmy TV | #30 | The "Good Old Days!" | ||||||
| #07 | Blondas Have More Fun! | #19 | The Masked Magician | #31 | Future Lost | ||||||
| #08 | Five Days of F.L.A.R.G. | #20 | The Big Bash | #32 | Fairy Idol | ||||||
| #09 | Timmy's 2-D House of Horror | #21 | Crash Nebula | #33 | Timmy the Barbarian! | ||||||
| #10 | It's A Wishful Life | #22 | Mooooving Day | #34 | No Substitute For Crazy! | ||||||
| #11 | Escape From Unwish Island | #23 | Big Wanda | J/T2 | When Nerds Collide! | ||||||
| #12 | The Gland Plan | #24 | Oh, Brother! | J/T3 | The Jerkinators! | ||||||