- Shirley: YOU DITCHED ME AND FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
- Timmy and Jimmy: [screaming] Awesome! [continues screaming]
- Cosmo and Wanda: [screaming] Not awesome! [continues screaming]
- Shirley: Oh I'm bored! TIME TO PLAY CARDS SCREAMING IN TERROR!
- Sheen: Look out! It's raining authority figures I don't respect!
- Jimmy: [about Eustace] He's not an allergic reaction! He's the town's richest kid! Would be a joke if he didn't have a team of scientists to help his evil plans!
- Eustace: Being grounded for trying to smash Neutron made me want to be better. Better at smashing Neutron!
- Eustace: You remember my Tripod ship...AND THE FEAR IT CREATES?!
- Jimmy: I'm not afraid of your stupid ship!
- Eustace: Well, how about now? [starts attacking]
- AJ: Goodbye, 21st century, with your wars, pestilence, and frozen coffees.
- Jimmy: [one word every time Shirley whacks him and his battle tank on the road for calling him Shirley) THANKS...A LOT...TURNER!!!
- Wanda: Run, you idiots!
- Cosmo: Idiots? Plural? As in not just me? All right! We should form a club! We could have jackets made and...
- Shirley: And once I take your wands Timmy will just be an average kid who no one understands!
- Cosmo: Somebody should write a song about that!
- Jimmy: (about the Monster Truck Rally) The big trucks are gonna eat the little trucks!
- Wanda: Aaahh! We're humans!
- Cosmo: Really? Does this hurt? (pinches Wanda)
- Wanda: OUCH! That would hurt even if we were still Fairies!
- Cosmo: Yeah, I know.
- Wanda: Oh, no. The villian's sucked Jimmy's brains out. Now he's evil AND a genius.
- Cosma: Just like Dr. Phil!
- Jimmy: (to Cindy) You're all pretty and stuff.
- Cindy: (blushes) He called me pretty.
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