Tootie: [Scared of Timmy, because his head is a toilet] Gah!!
Clown: [sarcastically] "No mom, I don't need college, I gonna 'follow my dream' and become a clown."
Vicky: Hello there, I'm Vicky, and I'm the... ABSOLUTE RULER!
Boy: How come you're the absolute ruler? [Other party guests back away]
Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!!
Vicky: These are the [birthday] party rules. Now I am only gonna say this once, so pay attention! Now then... [Cosmo sneezes and she turns into a frog] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit... [catches a fly with her tongue] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit!