- Wanda: Timmy, you can't destroy the Earth! Think about all the people.
- Cosmo: Yeah. Think about your parents who spent your college money on fat hogs and don't get concerned when Vicky shows up with chainsaws.
- Wanda: (has him hitting himself with a frying pan.)
- Mr. Crocker: Ahh! I'm naked!
Tad: Nice toilet paper experiment Turner!
Chad: There's no way you'll ever beat us in a really expensive experiment that our dads have real scientists make for us!