Chester: Dude, boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're different! That's why we have different bathrooms!
Veronica: [comes out of stall] Um, am I in the wrong room?
Chester: [screams and then starts tearing away at the boards on the door] Nothing makes sense anymore!!
A.J.: [to Veronica] Frog?
Trixie: You know, all week, people have been asking me what I wanted for my birthday, and you've given it to me.
Timantha: I have?
Trixie: You've given me a friend who likes me for whom I am.
Timantha: That's all you wanted for your birthday? A friend?
Trixie: Yep! Someone who isn't afraid to say "Hey, I like Kissy Kissy Goo Goo and Skull Squisher!" If you were a boy, I'd totally date you.
Timmy: Trixie! *Ahem* [inter-spliced with "blah-blahs"] You know, I like you for who you are... [Trixie gets out a translator] ...not for what everyone expects you to be; a friend to you, someone who isn't afraid to say, 'Hey, I like Kissy Kissy Goo Goo and Skull Squisher too!'
Trixie: Oh my gosh! That is so sweet... but, uhh, that's what I have girlfriends for. SECURITY!
Cosma\Cosmo: What do think? This? Or this? Which goes better with my eyes?
Wando\Wanda: Just pick something!
Cosma\Cosmo: Oh, I give up! [flies into bathroom] [SPlASH] Would it kill you to leave the lid down?
Wando\Wanda: Would it kill you to look before you sit? [belches]
Timmy: I wish you were back to the way you were born! [Cosmo and Wanda grant the wish and return to how they were born]
Cosmo: [appears with a big nose] What? This was the nose I was born with! Can't a guy do something to make himself look pretty?
Elmer: Timmy sir, are you watching one of those dumb girly soap operas?