Mr. Crocker: A cute little guinea pig? A.J. must have made you out of paper clips and yarn. I think I'll take you home and pet you and feed you yummy treats....
Timmy: [as the guinea pig] Maybe this won't be so bad.
Mr. Crocker: And subject you to diabolical experiments!!
Mr. Crocker: I have the cheeks of a chipmunk and a full head of cat hair; for the first time in my life I don't feel like a freak!
Juandissimo: Aye caramba...I see this Persian Bumble Chip-a-Dillo-Hound is a stranger to mouthwash.
Mr. Crocker: Eureka! now to catch another magic being!
Juandissimo: Fairies, animals, GET HIM! Just stay away from the diaper bin that is his mouth!
Mr. Crocker: Finally, I'll be the KING OF ALL FAIRIES." [pauses] Hmmm. That's not as ominous sounding as I thought. How about... I'll be the BIGGEST FAIRY IN THE UNIVERSE! [stops and frowns] No, that's even worse!
Mr. Crocker: To the Crocker Cave!
Prisoner: It's a hellhound!
Mr. Crocker: Note to self, next time use eagle wings
Timmy: There he is! I wish Mr. Crocker was back to normal!
Mr. Crocker: Im a crockeroach! Now I'm a crockeroo!