- Sparky: "I know a lot of words, cause I just ate a dictionary!"
- Timmy: "Oh my gosh! It's a TALKING dog! I gotta have him!!!!"
- Sparky: "I like this chew toy."
- Poof: "Hehehehehehehehe!"
- Timmy: "Here boy! Go get the paper, boy!" (Sparky gets the newspaper guy)
- Newspaper Guy: "I'm frightened!"
- Timmy: "No! The newspaper! (Sparky gets the newpaper and goes to the bathroom)
- Timmy's Dad: "I hope you're not doing the crossword puzzles!!"
- Timmy: "Come on, boy! Go fetch the wands! (Sparky gets Wanda) That's not a wand, that's Wanda!"
- Timmy: "Sparky, you're alive!"
- Sparky: (to Timmy) "Of course I'm alive. Fairy dogs can't die. You were nuts to jump in after me. What's wrong with you?"
- Timmy: "Why would anyone ever bring you back to the pet store?"
- Sparky: "Technically, they drop me off in front. They're scared of the magic turtle poop."
- Sparky: "Fetch! Yay! I broke something on my first try! I'm good at fetch!"
- Timmy: "My parents'll flip!"
- Sparky: (uses his tail as a wand) "We gotta get it back!"
- "Mexico!? I know a guy there who can set us up."
- "I CAN'T DRIVE!!!!!!!!!"
- "Hey, everyone! I made baby book ribs!
- "Uh, hello? French Food To Go? I'll have a creme brulée, and also some burnt creme.
- "And-a 3! (singing) I love Timmy Turner! Hey wait wait, where's my guitar?"
- "Oh sure! They make a big deal over a baby talking! No one says a thing about a talking dog!"
- "I've always loved to watch Demolition Derbies!"
- "What's shaking, toots! Uh I mean, bark."
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