Cosmo: The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
Wanda: And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!
Timmy: What's the bad news?
Wanda: Oh, wait...that was the bad news!
Timmy: (shouting) Then what's the good news?!
Cosmo: I found a nickel!
Yugopotamian Guard: If the King and Queen you wish to see, then you must face the perils three! (slams his axe on the floor and the floor slides open to reveal a flower field) Now, puny human, you must skip across the dreaded field of flowers!
Cosmo: They're beautiful....I mean, GASP!
Timmy: Well, here goes nothing....really. (he skips across the flowers) Ta-da?
Cosmo: Is that-?
Wanda: It can't be!
Timmy: It is! Chocolate.
Yugopotamian Chief: Not so high and mighty now, are you earth punk? For your last task: you must eat the chocolate bar.
Timmy: Sure, I mean not chocolate. Anything but that, please don't make me eat it. (Yugopotamian Chief grabs him and draws him close to the chocolate bar which Timmy ate) Hey, there's peanuts in it. (Yugopotamian guards faint and scream.)
Yugopotamian Chief: You are truly the foulest creature in the universe, you may speak with the king and queen.
Cosmo: I've got some good news and some bad news.
King Gripullon: What's the good news?
Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.
King Gripullon: Uh, what's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!
Cosmo: They're beautiful, I mean gasp. (literally)
Timmy: Well, here's go nothing, really. (Timmy leaps in the fields of flowers)
Queen Jipjorrulac: Amazing, the flowers touch his skin but he neither bleeds nor burns!
Timmy: Tah-dah? (The Yugopotamian Guards gasp)
Yugopotamian Chief: Behold the second task, you must hug the galaxies cutest and softest teddy bear! (Yugoptamian guards gasp)
Cosmo: You can do it Timmy.
Wanda: The fate of the Earth depends on it.
Timmy: Oh all right (hugs teddy bear which talks and says "I love you." which causes the Yugopotamian guards to gasp and their transparent helmets to break)
Queen Jipjorrulac: I don't understand. He didn't burst into flames!
King Gripullon: Never fear my queen, not even the mightiest warriors can survive the final task.
Queen Jipjorrulac: We will talk to Mark, we'll set things straight, Just don't eat the chocolate again(screams) Ahhhhhhh!