Mayor: A town meeting, that's a great idea! [cuts to next scene where everyone is angry at him] This is your worst idea ever!
Chet Ubetcha: [to the kids clinging to his leg] Get off you little, I mean equally sized, [kicks the kids off of his leg] brats! I'm Chet Ubetcha, and I demand to talk to... I mean blame the Mayor for everything that's happened!
Gary: This is scary, kids are ruling the earth! Hold me!
Betty: But I don't like you like that! [runs off]
Gary: But I need to be held! [runs after Betty]
Flappy Bob: No, she doesn't like you like that. [runs after them both]
Ivette: I'm Ivette Ubetcha with the news. This fall is all about chocolate and homework is officially declared super yucky.
Wanda: [to Jorgen] But there are extenuating circumstances!
Cosmo: I know this is probably a bad time, but what does extenuating mean?
Flappy Bob: So who are you anyway? Long lost cousin? Distant uncles? And what's with the floating?
H.P.: We have that kind of money,
Sanderson: Walking is for poor people.
Timmy: I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted, and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me! [Flappy Bob just blinks] Boy that came out wrong. But I gave you the pen!
Flappy Bob: NOT NOW! [presses a button on his desk which causes a trap door to open. Gary and Betty then fall down the hole]
Sanderson: [talking about Camp Learn-a-torium] If this place were any less fun, it would be a library.
H.P. & Sanderson: [monotone] Ha ha. ha ha.
Flappy Bob: I was a clown at birth, but those two rich guys raised me to be a boring businessman. If there's one thing boring businessmen know, [Flappy brandishes a magnifying glass and starts searching the contract] it's how to find a loophole.
[after Flappy Bob discovers the loophole that is in the contract]
Sanderson: Oh, smoof.
Timmy: You know, you probably shouldn't have sent him to law school.
H.P.: You might have thwarted us this time, Turner. But mark my words, our next thirty-seven year plan will not fail. When you're forty-seven, you'll pay.[H.P. tears up the contract and undoes all of the actions done by the Pixies]
[after Fairy World changes back to normal]
Cosmo: My stupid pointy hat, it's a crown again! And still not a manly word to be found! [Jorgen squashes him] Wow, that was extenuatingly manly!
Flappy Bob's Dad: And we'll never lose you again! But if we do, let's all agree to meet in Vegas!
Cosmo: You saved the day, and the fun! Which is weird because normally you're the one killing it.
Wanda: Stop it, Cosmo!
H.P.: [as he and Sanderson head back to their world on a bike] Maybe we should try a six week plan next time.