Cosmo: You can't spell 'Halloween' without 'ow' in the middle. (eats lollipop and breaks his teeth) Ow!
Mark Chang:: Vicky! My beloved, 'tis I, Mark, your rocking princely love from-
Erik: [referring to her candy bag and Timmy's arm holding onto it] Look out, dude, she's armed!
[swats bag out of her hand causing it to fly into the air and have candy fall]
Jeff: Ah! The sky, it rains death!
King Gripullon: [watching Vicky and kids trick or treat] Wait, wait. [gasps] You were right, my queen. It is a conspiracy. The Earthlings are arming themselves for war with the substance most lethal to we Yugopotamians... candy! Defense demands a royal response of an even higher order. I shall... [pulls a level that causes a metal spear to appear, which opens up to reveal a piece of paper and a pen] write an angry letter! [vigorously writes a letter, which is shown to be a "Q"] Somebody mail this.
Timmy:: Reflective tape?
Principal Waxelplax:: That's right! I'm reflective, you're reflective! This year, I'm giving away safety! [As she says this, Chester whispers to A.J and pulls out a roll of toilet paper] And if you TP my house, I'll hold all of you back a year.
Chester:: I'm being held back a year anyway. [cheers and runs off]
Mark:: Come, Vicky, let us board my princely pod and blow this rock! [uses remote to open the door and lower ramp]
Cosmo:: [runs up] Ah, ah, ah! Hold it right there! I'm afraid I can't let you gentlemen leave just yet. [pulls out clipboard] I'm here to inspect your vehicle, but first it's time for my break. [throws clipboard and pulls out a pillow, falls asleep on ramp]
Timmy: He's gonna blow! Wanda, help!
Wanda: But I'm not a fairy anymore! Without my fairy powers, I'm as useless as that tooth! Wait a minute. If you become whatever you're wearing, that's it! (takes Cosmo's pillow) Sweetie, wake up! (climbs up and puts pillow on the giant tooth, Bender appears)
Dr. Bender: Holy molar! I'm gonna have to give this kid more than a quarter! (struggles to pull the tooth and falls backwards, losing his wand and crown)
Wanda:(catches both) Let me hold that for you. And that. If you become whatever costume you're wearing, [changes back into a fairy] Yes! Make a wish! Make any wish!
Timmy: I don't want everything real and scary! I want Halloween the way it's supposed to be! Fake and safe! (Wanda grants the wish and everything returns to normal)
Cosmo: Yay! I'm a fairy again! Uh, 5 more minutes (snores)