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: Vicky (as she plugs the plugs into the outlet) This is for the TV, the VCR, the DVD, the surround sound, the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity!
Wanda: We can't let plug all those things in! She'll BLOW THE POWER!
: I lost a life...on level 1! What am I, 4?!
: Cosmo (as Ricky Ricardo) Wanda! You've got some 'splainin' to do!
Wanda: (as Lucy Ricardo) Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Cosmo: Eh, babaloo?
Wanda: That, too.
Cosmo & baby: Waaaahhhhhh!
Vicky: Boring. (changes channel)
Wanda: (as news reporter) And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
Cosmo: (holding a feather) I thought you said feather. (a pause, then smiles)
Wanda: Just let me clarify this, you married your car?
Cosmo: (in southern accent) Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! (has chair thrown at him)
Wanda: And we'll be right back.
Vicky: Yawn! (changes channel)
(Timmy enters level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house)
Timmy: Wow. This looks like an underwater version of my Aunt Gertrude's house.
Aunt Gertrude: (as a giant lobster with large claws) Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
Timmy: I hope she means my face!
(Timmy sees a Wanda coin and swims up to it)
Wanda: (from Wanda coin) I'm a Wanda coin! You may have one wish.
Timmy: I wish I had cheeks of steel!
Wanda: I hope you mean your face!
Timmy: I do!
Cosmo: Follow me to the TV! I've got an idea!
Wanda: (writing in a book) Wednesday, March 22: Cosmo had an idea!
Cosmo: I'm all out of ideas!
Wanda: (writing in book) Well, easy come, easy go...
Cosmo: I had another idea!
Wanda: (writing in book) This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
Vicky: Well, keep it down! You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!!
A.J.: (checks his watch) It's 6:13, Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
Chester: That's weird! He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.
Timmy: Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them. (Timmy is about to hit the reset button)
Wanda: No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever!
Timmy: Then I wish they're out of the game!
Cosmo: You can't! (turns his head into Timmy's) Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of." Unquote. (reverts his head to normal)
Wanda: You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Cosmo: Nope! We're two halves of a whole idiot.
Cosmo: I'm a Cosmo coin, and boy am I glad to see you!
Wanda: (running on the treadmill that keeps the power going) This'll be great for my glutes!
Robot Vicky: Looks like I'm having three helpings of twerp for dinner!
Timmy: I wish I had something to stop Vicky!
Cosmo: That's just vague enough to work!
(Cosmo creates a door, and Timmy's parents come in)
Mom: Vicky! It's us.
Dad: Timmy's Mom and Dad.
Mom: We're back!
Dad: You can go home now.
Robot Vicky: (screaming and melting) Nooooo!
Cosmo: Shh... Chester and AJ are on TV!
Chester: (in the game) Weird. Usually Timmy's games are filled with fuzzy bunnies.
AJ: (in the game) I know! What is he, four?! (both laugh)
Timmy: Those creeps! Wait till I reset them! ( goes to hit the reset button)
Television host '''
(voice only): His county voice and beautiful lyrics had moved many generations Cosmo: (singing) The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Television host: He is the talent that will fill your hearts with joy.
Cosmo: (singing) There was a farmer who had a dog and BINGO was his name ohh.
Vicky: Man, there is nothing on today.
(Chester and A.J. have just arrived in the Classroom of Doom Level)
Chester: Hey! Look! ( Chester and AJ look at the janitors below them) Apparently if you don't get through this class, you spend the rest of your life as a janitor!
AJ: There's a lesson in that!
Chester: Besides, I have three lives!( AJ pushes Chester off platform) AAHHHH!!!!! ( Chester comes back and is angry that A.J. shoved him.)
Timmy: Stop it! Guys, WE have to stick together.( Chester grabs AJ and tries to throw him into the pit but Timmy grabs AJ away, so Chester throws nothing into the pit)
Cosmo: (in fishbowl but not disguised as goldfish) That was close.
Wanda: No, this is close.
Cosmo: I'm shafting.
Timmy: Ninja bunnies? Ugh, that's it, helmets off. ( Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda take their helmets off)
Cosmo: Look at me! I'm cheese!
Wanda: Something wrong, Timmy?
Timmy: Fuzzy bunnies? What am I, four?
Cosmo: He's being vague again.
(Cosmo and Wanda are in the fish bowl as goldfish)
Cosmo: High Fin! (Cosmo and Wanda struggle to give each other a high five)
Wanda: How about a kiss?
Cosmo: I'm game. (they kiss)