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Vicky: (as she plugs the plugs into the outlet) This is for the TV, the VCR, the DVD, the surround sound, the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity!

Cosmo: (as Ricky Ricardo) Wanda! You've got some 'splainin' to do!
Wanda: (as Lucy Ricardo) Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Cosmo: Eh, babaloo?
Wanda: That, too.
Cosmo & baby: Waaaahhhhhh!
Vicky: Boring. (changes channel)

Wanda: (as news reporter) And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
Cosmo: (holding a feather) I thought you said feather. (a pause, then smiles)

Wanda: Just let me clarify this, you married your car?
Cosmo: (in southern accent) Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! (has chair thrown at him)
Wanda: And we'll be right back.
Vicky: Yawn!

(Timmy enters level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house)
Timmy: Wow. This looks like an underwater version of my Aunt Gertrude's house.
Aunt Gertrude: (as a giant lobster with large claws) Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
Timmy: I hope she means my face!

(later)

(LATER)

Vicky: Well, keep it down! You know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!!

A.J.: (checks his watch) It's 6:13, Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
Chester: That's weird! He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.

Timmy: Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them. (Timmy is about to hit the reset button)
Wanda: No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever!
Timmy: Then I wish they're out of the game!
Cosmo: You can't! (turns his head into Timmy's) Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of." Unquote. (reverts his head to normal)
Wanda: You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Cosmo: Nope! We're two halves of a whole idiot.

Cosmo: I'm a Cosmo coin, and boy am I glad to see you!
Timmy: Ditto!
Wanda: (running on the treadmill that keeps the power going) This'll be great for my glutes!

Cosmo: Shh... Chester and AJ are on TV!
Timmy: WHAT!?
Chester: (in the game) Weird. Usually Timmy's games are filled with fuzzy bunnies.
AJ: (in the game) I know! What is he, four?! (both laugh)
Timmy: Those creeps! Wait till I reset them! (goes to hit the reset button)

Television host '''(voice only): His county voice and beautiful lyrics had moved many generations
Cosmo:(singing) The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Television host: He is the talent that will fill your hearts with joy.
Cosmo:(singing) There was a farmer who had a dog and BINGO was his name ohh.
Vicky: Man, there is nothing on today.

(Chester and A.J. have just arrived in the Classroom of Doom Level)
Chester: Hey! Look! (Chester and AJ look at the janitors below them) Apparently if you don't get through this class, you spend the rest of your life as a janitor!
AJ: There's a lesson in that!

Chester: Besides, I have three lives!(AJ pushes Chester off platform) AAHHHH!!!!! (Chester comes back and is angry that A.J. shoved him.)
Timmy: Stop it! Guys, WE have to stick together.(Chester grabs AJ but Timmy grabs AJ away, so Chester throws nothing into the pit)

Timmy: Ninja bunnies? Ugh, that's it, helmets off. (Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda take their helmets off)
Cosmo: Look at me! I'm cheese!
Wanda: Something wrong, Timmy?
Timmy: Buzzy bunnies? What am I, four?

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