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  • Timmy: (goes fame crazy) Timmy wants to be the biggest star in the whole world! He wishes he could play a gig in a stadium so huge, everybody on Earth can fit inside!

  • Cosmo: Ready for the biggest concert ever, Mr. Timmy Triangle?
  • Timmy: Quiet! Nothing can disrupt Timmy's intense focus!
  • Mom & Dad: Oh, Timmy? (comes through the door)
  • Dad: Ooh! Great gig, son! I had a dressing room like this when I was a super star and the world was a planet, not just a gigantic stadium for you. But I'm not jealous at all! (sobs)
  • Timmy: Mom, Dad, what are you doing here?
  • Mom: Oh, we just came by to say how proud we are of you, Timmy.
  • Dad: Plus, I was hoping you'd sign my bongos.
  • Timmy: Timmy doesn't sign autographs.
  • Dad: But we're family!
  • Timmy: Timmy doesn't need a family. The triangle's my family now. Timmy said, "Good day."
  • Dad: Eh, no, Timmy didn't.
  • Timmy: Well, Timmy meant too! (pushes his parents out the door and closes it)
  • Dad: So, is that a "no" on the bongos? (Timmy grabs the bongos and throws it in his mother and father's faces)

  • Wanda: Timmy, you just slammed the door on your parents! That was terrible!
  • Cosmo: That wasn't terrible, that was step 95. Slam the door on your parents.
  • Wanda: This has gone too far! You're acting like a big, bratty fame monster!
  • Timmy: If that's how you feel, maybe Timmy should just go solo. Wanda, you're fired!!
  • Cosmo: That's telling her, Timmy!
  • Timmy: You're fired too, Cosmo!!
  • Cosmo: That's telling me, Timmy! Hey, wait a minute. That's step 102! Make a tragic full error in judgment! The full consequences of which you can't possibly see yet!
  • Wanda: Fine! Since we're fired, we'll just go and take our magic with us! (waves her wand and makes Timmy's triangle unmusical again)
  • Cosmo: And we're taking Zippy too! (Zippy pops out of Cosmo's ear and growls)

  • Timmy: Mom, Dad, the entire population of Earth is gonna tear me apart!
  • Dad: Not if someone talented and gorgeous distracts the crowd!
  • Timmy: You'd save me? Even after I was such a jerk?
  • Dad: Oh, son, I'd never let anyone hurt you. (dodges some incoming tomatoes) And do you know why?
  • Timmy: Because you love me?
  • Dad: Well, there's that. More importantly because I crave fame even more than you do! (changes into his rock outfit) People of Earth! And Dinkleberg.
  • Dinkleberg: Whoo-hoo!
  • Dad: Get your bongo on!

  • Timmy: Guys, I'm sorry I treated you badly. Fame made me kinda nuts.
  • Cosmo: (Zippy pops out of Cosmo's ear) Not that kind of nuts, Zippy.
  • Wanda: Just remember, Timmy, you're always a somebody to us.
  • Timmy: Thanks, Wanda. (hugs Wanda and Poof) Well, I guess I'm done with the triangle forever.

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