Wanda: Oh no! those kids made your dad cry!
Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that!

Mr. Turner: I'm going to Uranus. It's a planet, who knew?

Mr. Turner: Besides, it's not like they were laughing at me.
Kids: [outside the window, laughing at Dad]

Mr. Turner: [to kids in the audience] Hi kids! My name is Timmy's dad.

Wanda: [in computer] You have chosen (voice changes to male announcer voice) "racecar driver" (voice reverts back to normal) as your next cool job!

Mr. Turner: Pencils, why have you betrayed me?!

Mr. Turner: [screams like a little girl]

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