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Not on the List is a song that played during the Christmas special, Merry Wishmas. In this song, Timmy's friends complain about the lackluster gifts they received for Christmas.
Featuring
Lyrics
(Melancholy Tuba Music)
A.J.:
I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas
Sanjay:
Not one thing that was on my liiiiiiiiiist!
Chester:
Things under our tree
Elmer:
That we never wanted to see,
Chorus:
And at Santa, we're all really-- Mad!
Chester:
Hit it!
(Music gets faster)
Boy:
I wanted a remote controlled fire-breathing dragon,
But all Santa brought was this stupid red wagon.
Girl:
I wanted a dress with a pretty red bow,
But instead I got a football and a Jarhead Joe!
Chester:
And Elmer asked Santa for a trip to Aruba...
Elmer:
But instead all he gave me was this really heavy tuba.
Chorus:
We can't believe the holiday season looks like this,
Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list!
Sanjay:
Cheese?
Chorus:
Not on the list!
Girl:
All I wanted this year was my two front teeth,
But under my tree I found jerky beef.
Mr. Turner:
I wanted eggnog, but instead of course...
Horse:
He was given a gorgeous talking horse.
Vicky:
The cash that I wanted I didn't get,
The one thing I did get was VERY UPSET!
Chorus:
We can't believe the holiday season looks like this,
Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list!
Chester:
A trash can?
Chorus:
Not on the list!
We got new toys, but they are all educational!
Chester:
I got tickets to a golf invitational.
Chorus:
We got self-help tapes that were not motivational.
A.J.:
All I wanted was a ride to the new space stational! (Balloon pops)
Chorus:
If we could talk to Santa Claus, we'd have to say this.
Boy:
Brand new underwear?
Chorus:
Not on the list!
Girl:
A shaver for back hair?
Chorus:
Not on the list!
Boy:
A baby-proof high chair?
Chorus:
Not on the list!
It's not on the lllllliiiiiiissssssstttt!
Back Chorus:
Not on the list, not on the list, not on the list, not on the list.
A.J.:
A bubble jet printer?
Chester: Come on!
Chorus:
Not on the list!