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- "So boring in hospital."
- "Welcome please, Mr. Crocker"
- "If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
- "We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
- "You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
- "Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
- "I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
- [Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
- "I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
- "Yams! I should show them my yams!"
- "Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
- "I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
- "You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
- [to Trixie Tang] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty, stuck-up, snotty little rich girl!"
- "Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"
- Mr. and Mrs. Turner: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
- Mom: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and [Timmy] still smells like... Pheew-alien barf!
Dad: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!" - Timmy: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay."
[cut to Mom and Dad at dining table]
Dad: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?"
Mom: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice."
Dad: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!" - Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!" - Mom: "I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all."
Dad: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eeeww!" - "It's nice to watch next to the well where Alden Bitterroot falls."
- "Timmy, breakfast is ready."
Mrs. Turner