"If Chip doesn't get here soon, I'm going to punish our child for no reason!"
"We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!"
"You know you're not allowed to touch the money, dear!"
"Oh, waah. Do you ever stop nagging?"
"I've gone ga-ga over Gah!"
[Seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] "Oh sweetie, you feel warm. And you look positively green!"
"I better get the fish a thermometer too!"
"Yams! I should show them my yams!"
"Everything I touch dies!" (Everyone backs away.)
"I use the hideous and clearly dangerous things your father makes me because I love him, and it makes him happy!"
"You need to be more secure in your masculinity, like me!"
[to Trixie Tang] "Hey, that's a great costume! You look just like a bratty, stuck-up, snotty little rich girl!"
"Oh, Internet, breakfast is ready!"
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: "Bye, School! Have a nice day at Timmy!"
Mom: "That's the seventeenth bath this night, and [Timmy] still smells like... Pheew-alien barf! Dad: "I've got some steel wool in the garage!!"
Timmy: "As long as my parents don't have to use the bathroom in the next 10 minutes I should be okay." [cut to Mom and Dad at dining table] Dad: "Hey Honey, wanna challenge me to a water drinking contest?" Mom: "Okay, let me just add these chocolate laxatives to my High-Fiber-O's. And for added fun, let's make it prune juice." Dad: "PRUNE ME UP, BABY!"
Mom: "Was that the Dinkleberg's car? Dad: "I hope so, that's what I was aiming for!"
Mom: "I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all." Dad: "Unless it's that reindeer chocolate, eeeww!"