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  • "I love you too!"
  • "We have a son?"
  • "Oh Timmy, we're back!"
  • "...or change from pink to green."
  • "Hurray! Timmy is going to military school!"
  • "Oh Vicky, I've come for my money back. Because Double-T says you stink!"
  • "Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!"
  • "We're making a movie called 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asks Us'!"
  • "Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asks Other People'!"
  • "I love Crock Talk!"
  • "Must commit evil deeds...Must leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"
  • "Why do I have to eat "mold merial" (cold cereal) while he's eating maffles (waffles)?" (Mom pulls a rope; dumping multiple boxes of cereal on top of him) "Oooh, a prize!
  • "DINKLEBERG!!!"
  • "DINKLEBOT!!!"
  • CURSE YOU DINKLEBIRD!!
  • "Gah? He's Norwegi-licious!"
  • "Gotta run, son! I have a big meeting on how to plan big meetings!"
  • (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)"Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer...and the salad shooter!"
  • "We're getting Dimmy award-winning gold here, and Trixie will totally talk to us!
  • "Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
  • "Hey, my favorite shirt!... You (Mom) said it was stolen by Canadians!"
  • "Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere!
  • "Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
  • "Pants are for squares"
  • "Egad!"
  • "I'm Dyno Dad!"
  • "That was strange."
  • "Great job bring bait, Money - I mean Timmy."
  • (being eaten by a dragon) "It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
  • "He's GORGEOUS!" (talking about Mr. Crocker)
  • "Eureka! I think I've broken my Eureka!"
  • (Waving his arms in the air to Timmy) "This is not a bulldozer! (Pretends to ride a bike) This is not a fudgesicle! [Rows on the floor backwards] And how is this Ghostbusters II?!
  • "I'll just feel like a woman named Linda." (Puts on lipstick)
  • "Nooo! Don't go to the Dinklebergs'! Please! Their childlessness will be our downfall!"
  • "Hmmm.. If you listen closely you can still hear the histeria."
  • "I don't care!"
  • "Uhh... maybe they are better than us."
  • "Ooh! They need unskilled workers at that new dynamite factory! Sounds exciting and dangerous!"
  • "Well, ha! You have to leave! Because your mother and I just sold the house! We're finally going on our dream vacation around the world!"
  • "We registered you at Dimmsdale Department Store. Happy wedding!"
  • "That's the worst waiter we've ever had!"
  • And guess what I did on Dinkleburg's lawn!
  • GIRL VOICE!
  • "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names leave psychological wounds that never heal!"
  • "...which is mine!"
  • "Also mine!"
  • "Oh Timmy, breakfast!
  • "NO UNDERPANTS!"
  • "Nog fog!"
  • "A talking dog! Now I know I'm hallucinating. The venom has gone straight from my butt to my brain."
  • "I powdered my nose in my pants!"
  • "Timmy, what are you doing in my dress-up room, I mean man cave!"
  • "Stay away from my ball gowns!"
  • Sparky: You can do it, Timmy's dad! You're Timmy's dad!

        Mr. Turner: That kind of wisdom is hard to argue with!

  • "I found a magic weenie!"
  • "Gah! Sick him, Sparky!"
  • "I was voted 'Shiniest Hair in the Office'"
  • "Grant me a wish! Grant! Grant!"
  • "I'm gonna take the Timmy's garbarge slide to work! WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
  • "OW! Honey , it's raining chalkboards again!"
Mr. Turner

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