Timmy: Err...(chuckles) Dad said the funniest thing yesterday, and by funny, I mean creepy... and with a puppet.
(trying to prevent an earthquake from destroying Dimsdale, Timmy notices a plate of jello with a piece of broccoli in it)
Timmy: No matter how much it jiggles, the broccoli always stays in place! That's it! I wish Dimmsdale was surrounded by vegetable-brand gelatin. (Cosmo and Wanda then poof a giant gelatin-brand vegetable gelatin on Dimmsdale)
Mr. Turner: Wow, she's good, she predicted weather that defied the laws of physics!
Mom Puppet: I know what that means. You think she's prettier than me!
Mom Puppet: I think you're being too harsh on Timmy.
Mr. Turner: (spits out water) Oh, sure! Take his side!
Timmy: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK.
Mrs. Turner: [after noticing the angry mob outside] Would you like me to autograph your pitchforks and torches? [The mob gets ready to chase her]
Cosmo: You've only been gone 15 seconds. You think he might be worried.
Mr. Turner: EH; WHERE WERE YOU? THERE WAS A 15 SECOND PERIOD I HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU WERE!