[After Timmy blasts holes in the floor of the Death Ball]
Dark Laser: That's Italian Granite! For THAT, I will destroy your Earth. TWICE!

Poof: Timmy.
Timmy: Hey, you said my name That's really sweet. [Pauses and realizes that Dark Laser is still a problem] Okay, sweet time's over.

Dark Laser: (Giving his orders to his men to capture Timmy) "Get him! But STAY OFF THE CARPET!

Timmy: Okay, you've had your fun, and your safe. And the good thing is there's not a more dangerous place on Earth. [Pauses realizing he may have given Poof an idea] And WHY did I say that? [looking down at the Earth] My OWN fault.

Cosmo: I figured out how to use a spoon correctly! (Bonks himself on the side of his head with spoon three times) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Cosmo: We're eating in the bathroom? Does your man know how to use toilet paper? (Bonks himself on the 'side of the head with toilet paper three times) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Cosmo: We brought leftovers! (Bonks himself 'in the head with leftovers three times) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Timmy: I can see it now! Wanda's going to say "Oh, look! Poof's in Timmy's arms. You're so responsible, Timmy!" and Cosmo's gonna say Ow! Ow! Ow!

Waiter: Our specials tonight are baby back ribs with baby carrots and baby squash. And for dessert: Cream Poofs.

(Wanda freaks out and calls Timmy)

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