Merry Wishmas/Quotes
Comments0
5,438pages on
this wiki
this wiki
< Merry Wishmas
|
|
|
- Timmy: I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas!
- Mr. Turner: Well, join the club, mister! I asked for two thousand gallons of nog, but instead all I got was this set of golf clubs, an SUV, the Hope Diamond and a talking horse!
- Talking Horse: H-h-h-hey, Timmy.
- Mr. Turner: And this stupid sled! Or as I like to call it, firewood! [throws the sled into the fireplace]
- Timmy: No!!
- Mrs. Turner: [holds up the shovel and the rock salt] Timmy, I think your presents are wonderful and that Santa was very thoughtful...
- [scene changes to Timmy standing outside his house with the shovel and rock salt]
- Mrs. Turner: ...to your dad and me!
- Timmy: I wanna give every kid in Dimmsdale one day after Christmas wish.
- Wanda: What are we suppose to do, poof up a magical wish coupon good for one wish?
- Cosmo: Yeah, and deliver them to every kid in town like some kind of magic mailmen?
- [Timmy just smirks and the scene changes to Cosmo and Wanda dressed as mailmen]
- Wanda: [to Cosmo] You had to say magic mailman?
- A.J.: I wish I had a ten thousand terrabyte super computer!
- Computer: [in a monotone voice] Merry Wishmas, A.J.
- A.J.: That's kinda creepy.
- Mr. Turner: Or I could wish I was Nog-Man, the caped crusader of Nog! Yup, going with Nog-Man. Nog nog and away!
- [The Elfs are destroying the Turner's House]
- Mrs. Claus: Lunch is served [Puts on the table a plate full of cookies]
- Mrs. Turner: So, Timmy. You won a radio contest where Santa comes to live with you?
- Timmy: OK...
- Elf: [Holding a newspaper] Hey, where's the can? I need to drop some presents down the chimney, if you know what I mean...
- Timmy: I don't want the world to forget about Santa!
- Wanda: Don't worry Timmy, nobody could ever forget about Santa!
- Cosmo: Santa who? Santa Monica? Santa Barbara? Santa Clarita?
- Timmy: Where'd you get that book anyway?
- Cosmo: Under your tree. It's a real page-turner, I can't wait to find out who the killer is!
- [then later...]
- Cosmo: [reading] So on that very first Wishmas, Santa, elves and spouse said Timmy killed Christmas, and moved into his house! [sees Timmy] Ahh, you're the killer!
- Timmy: I just wanted a sled!!
- Santa: I need more milk.
- Nog-Man: [bursts through the wall with Nog-Dog] Why drink milk when you can enjoy thick, artery-clogging nog!
- Nog-Man: Oooh, my inbox is clogged on the Nog Blog, Nog-Dog! [the screen switches to a dehydrated Santa Claus] Great Scott, a parched man who needs the rejuvenating of Nog! Quick! To the Nog-Mobile!
- Timmy: What's the book say?
- Cosmo: When Timmy realized Santa wasn't going away, they all sucked it up until Thanksgiving Day.
- [later, on Thanksgiving Day]
- Mrs. Claus: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
- Timmy: This book is incredibly accurate.
- Mrs. Claus: Now, who wants milk?
- Nog-Man: Milk?! Loser. Who wants nog?! [grabs two cartons of nog off his utility belt and sprays them on Mrs. Claus]
- Mrs. Claus: Oh it is on. [tackles Nog-Man]
- Mrs. Turner: An entire year of cookies and nog for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Ahhh! I'm sick of cookies! [slams the table] I'm sick of radio contests! [takes a radio and throws it, then jumps out the door and laughs crazily while grabbing a reindeer and riding off]
- Timmy: Well, there goes my mom with Santa's only ride to the North Pole.
- Narrator: [on TV] And what happened then? Well, in Whatville, they say. The Grump's little heart grew big Wishmas day.
- Timmy: I wanna celebrate Christmas, not Wishmas!
- Santa: Well, Timmy. Seems like this year you're the only one.
- Timmy: Oh yeah, what about this?! [whips out a letter]
- [Santa puts on some glasses as a girlish voice reads the letter: "Dear Santa, I believe in you. I can't imagine Christmas without you. You're the greatest most jolliest Christmas hero ever" Then Santa lowers the letter to reveal that it was Timmy who was reading it]
- Wanda: Any last wish before Jorgen gets here?
- Timmy: Yes. I wish I had a big butterfly net and a remote controlled trapdoor.
- [Wanda poofs them up. Then Timmy uses the butterfly net to trap Cosmo and Wanda]
- Cosmo: Wow, didn't see that coming.
- Santa: Let's turn this Wishmas tears into Christmas cheers!
- Elf: But Santa, it's impossible. The reindeer took off, we sold the sled to buy cookie mix and we ain't got no Fairy World magic
- Santa: Nothing's impossible if you believe!
- Nog-Man: I believe, Santa! You can use my Nogmobile to deliver toys.
- Santa: Can it fly?
- Nog-Man: Er...Not in the sky, no.
- Mrs. Turner: I believe too! I have returned so that the reindeer may pull Santa's Nog-Mobile and so he can take Mrs. Claus and her cookies far away!
- Timmy: This year we need to figure out what we can give!
- A.J.: Right! Because Christmas isn't a coupon that comes in a mailbox.
- Computer: [monotone] It's a feeling that comes in your heart.
- A.J.: Still creepy.
- Cosmo: And what happened then? Well, in Dimmsdale they say. That the kids gave the entire toy mountain away!
- Mrs. Turner: Hmmm, you know, Nog-Man. You look a lot like my husband. Is it possible you're-
- Nog-Man: Nog fog! [He sprays Nog fog on Mrs. Turner and she faints] She must never know.
- Cosmo: [reading from the book] So next time you're blue on the day after Christmas.
- Santa: Give something away and have your own Merry Wishmas!
- Timmy: Wait a minute, you wrote the book and put it under my tree didn't you? But how could you possibly know all this was gonna happen and that I'd learn a lesson?
- Santa: Dude, I'm Santa. Ho ho ho!
Prev. Ep.'s Quotes /// Merry Wishmas's Quotes \\\ Next Ep.'s Quotes
| << Season 5 Quotes | ★ Season 6 Quotes ★ | Season 7 Quotes >> | |||||||||
| #01 | Fairly Odd Baby | #09 | Cheese & Crockers | #17 | Poof's Playdate | ||||||
| #02 | Mission Responsible | #10 | Land Before Timmy | #18 | Vicky Gets Fired | ||||||
| #03 | Hairicane | #11 | Merry Wishmas | #19 | Chindred Spirits | ||||||
| #04 | Open Wide and Say Aaagh! | #12 | King Chang | #20 | 9 Lives! | ||||||
| #05 | Odd Pirates | #13 | The End of the Universe-ity | #21 | Dread 'N' Breakfast | ||||||
| #06 | The Fairly Oddlympics | #14 | Sooper Poof | #22 | Birthday Bashed! | ||||||
| #07 | Odd Squad | #15 | Wishing Well | #23 | Momnipresent | ||||||
| #08 | For Emergencies Only | #16 | Wishy Washy | #24 | Wishology! | ||||||
Start a Discussion Discussions about Merry Wishmas/Quotes
You can find discussions about everything related to this wiki on Fairly Odd Parents Wiki Forum!
.jpg)
