- (to Cupid) "Why don't you try a salad for once? Caramel makes you irritable."
- (to Wanda) "Wanda, my sweet I have missed you as the sun misses the dawn!"
- Timmy Turner: "Dude, I know I'm happier than you. And I've got better godparents!"
- Juandissimo: (angrily) "We shall see about that, little monkey! Call it!"
- (to Wanda) "You are as beautiful as your husband is wimpy!"
- Cosmo: "Hey, you're that guy I hate!"
- Timmy Turner: "That Wanda used to date?"
- Wanda: "Who didn't rate?"
- Juandissimo: "But I'm so great!"
- I so enjoy looking at myself in the mirror. It turns Juandissimo into... two dissimos.
- "Hey! You're that guy that I hate!"
- — Cosmo
- "That Wanda used to date?"
- — Timmy
- "Who didn't rate?"
- — Wanda
- "But I'm so great!"
- — Juandissimo
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