A.J.'s Mom: ["after knocking again"] "A.J.! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway! [smashes down door and looks around the room with A.J. sweating nervously] Honey, you really should think about redecorating."

Trixie's computer: "You've got mail, from a desperate boy!"
Trixie Tang: "I should just delete this, but that would be rude. [cracks knuckles] I like to personalize my rejections."

Mr. Tang ["peeking his eye out through her door]: "Trixie! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! [smashes down door while holding a phone] Phone for you!"

Dolores-Day Crocker: [from behind the Crocker's bedroom door"] "Denzel! Denzel Crocker! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway! [smashes down the door and comes into the room] Could you stop with the crazy long enough to help mommy?"
Denzel Crocker: "Mother! Stop interrupting! Can't you see I'm busy RANTING!?"

Denzel Crocker: "I hate modeling your dresses! All though it does make me feel pretty! Oh least no one can see this."

Timmy: "Cosmo, Wanda, quick! Turn the computer off before Crocker finds out whose fairies you are!"
[Cosmo zaps computer with wand, computer explodes]
Cosmo: "That's off, right?"

Veronica: (Veronica picks up a Trixie Tang doll and smashes it) "WHY! CANT! I! BE! YOU?"
Veronica's Mom: "Veronica! Dinner!"
Veronica: "Don't call me that! (Veronica puts on a Trixie wig) Call me Trixie! I'M TRIXIE!"

Trixie: "Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? Why? Do you?"
Veronica: "Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that. [typing] No way, he's gross."
Timmy: "Oh, great. The crazy one likes me."

Denzel Crocker: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Dolores-Day Crocker: "Denzel, will you scrub mommy's feet?"
Denzel Crocker: "Yes- I mean NO!!!"

Cosmo: [as Timmy] "Do you mind? I'm doing my homework!"
Mr. Turner: "In the bathroom? But that's where I do my bills!"

Timmy: [inside computer] "I wish you guys would stay here and guard the computer!"
Cosmo and Wanda: [swing wands]
Timmy: "Did you really have to swing your wands for that one?"
Cosmo and Wanda: "Uh, no."

Mr. Turner: [seeing Mr. Crocker in a dress on the computer] "You're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!"
Timmy: [about the picture of Mr. Crocker] "But that's my teacher."
Mr. Turner: "Well, it does make him look pretty."

Digital Crocker Head: "Must record digital proof of Fairies! Fairies! Proof of Fairies!"

Timmy: "I'm as far away from home as physically possible and I got here in a millisecond!"
Mr. Turner: "Good thing this Chinese restaurant is only 3 steps away from our house!"

(Lyel, Kevin, and Bruce, three gorilla scientists see Timmy on their computer)
Bruce: "Lyel! Kevin! A computer virus!"
Kevin: "Good heavens, Bruce! The humans must have discovered our secret society of super-intelligent gorillas!"
Lyel: "Well, if it's so secret, how did they discover it?"
Bruce: "You know, Lyel, he's got a point."
Kevin: "Oh, get off my back, Bruce!"

Mr. Turner: [Opens fortune cookie] "Confucius say, "You will use a battering ram to invade your son's privacy". Well, OK, I don't want to make Confucius a liar."

Cosmo: [to Wanda while banging the computer] "I can't get it to turn on. Uh, oh no, not me, there is no way I'm gonna -"
Wanda: [turns Cosmo into a gerbil; then turns into a cat] "Run, gerbil boy, run!"

Mrs. Turner: "Now let's talk about my not so perfect hair and not so shiny eyes."
Mr. Turner: "Ok... uh... I'm in trouble, aren't I?" (gets dragged away by Mrs. Turner by the ear)
Lyel: "Oh, get off my back, Bruce!"

Timmy: "That's it! Hey, Crock-bot.dork, hungry for some information? Well, come get some!"

Denzel Crocker: "Curse this obsolete 1 month old technology!"

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