A.J.'s Mom: ["after knocking again"] "A.J.! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway! [smashes down door and looks around the room with A.J. sweating nervously] Honey, you really should think about redecorating."
Trixie's computer: "You've got mail, from a desperate boy!"
Trixie Tang: "I should just delete this, but that would be rude. [cracks knuckles] I like to personalize my rejections."
Mr. Tang ["peeking his eye out through her door]: "Trixie! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! [smashes down door while holding a phone] Phone for you!"
Dolores-Day Crocker: [from behind the Crocker's bedroom door"] "Denzel! Denzel Crocker! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway! [smashes down the door and comes into the room] Could you stop with the crazy long enough to help mommy?"
Denzel Crocker: "Mother! Stop interrupting! Can't you see I'm busy RANTING!?"
Denzel Crocker: "I hate modeling your dresses! All though it does make me feel pretty! Oh well...at least no one can see this."
Timmy: "Cosmo, Wanda, quick! Turn the computer off before Crocker finds out whose fairies you are!"
[Cosmo zaps computer with wand, computer explodes]
Cosmo: "That's off, right?"
Veronica: (Veronica picks up a Trixie Tang doll and smashes it) "WHY! CANT! I! BE! YOU?"