[singing]

Happy Peppy Gary: I'm happy peppy Gary!

Peppy Happy Betty: I'm peppy Happy Betty!

Both: We're peppy happy peppy happy happy peppy hap!

Peppy Happy Betty: Ask Peppy Happy Gary!

Happy Peppy Gary: That gray kid's kinda scary!

Both: And he's much too old to play amongst these babies who need naps! HEY!

[singing]

Both: Fun box! Oh fun box! Small and square and dark! Fun box, oh fun box, check out these cool fun locks! HEY!

Happy Peppy Betty: Funny-wunny time is DUNNY-WUNNY!