Mr. Turner: From now on the Turners are a long-haired family!
Timmy: This is the worst hair cut ever! [mirror crack]
Timmy: I wish my hair can be cut!
A.J.: Hey, I have hair! I'm hot!
Timmy: A professional barber? This is awesome!
Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha saying Dimmsdale is the most dangerous city in the world, because it's being destroyed by a hairicane! Wait, I just got word that the Hair Force has been called in to tame this violent hairicane. We're saved... (the planes get destroyed by lightning and the Hair Force soldiers fall to the ground safely) And by saved, I mean "doomed"!