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"Hail To The Chief"
Season №: 2
Episode №: 17A
Airdate: September 27, 2002
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents episode, "Hail To The Chief" from season 2, which aired on September 27, 2002.


Plot or story

I. Another Day at School

Bodyguard: One side! Student body president comin' through!!

Timmy: Forget it! We were here first!

Tad: Co-president Chad, do you hear some non-student body president talking?

Chad: No, I don't co-president Tad, but I do know this: student body presidents get first in line privileges.

Timmy: What about me? The common student? What do I get?

BOING!

Timmy: AAAAH! AAAAH!

SPLAT!

Cosmo: It smells like feet in here!

Wanda: No, it stinks because Tad and Chad are the student body president, they get to do anything they want!

Timmy: It's time somebody ran against them. Someone with vision. Someone with ideals. Someone with—

Timmy approaches Tad and Chad

Timmy: Tad and Chad, I Timmy Turner, am running against you for student-body president.

AAAAH!

Cosmo: Incoming!

Timmy: Cool! If i'm president, Trixie'll have to talk to me! And with you guys helping my campaign, I can't lose!


II.Timmy's House

Timmy: What do you mean I can't wish myself student body president?

Wanda: It's against the rules. But we could be your political advisers and help you run your campaign!

Cosmo: You'll get tons of votes!!

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

Timmy: They're going first! Who knows what kind of awesome and impressive speech they have lined up!!

KA-CHING! KA-CHING!

Timmy: That's it? A smile and a pointing gesture?

Principal Waxelplax: And now... Timmy Turner!!

Timmy: Every year you elect these guys and then they use their power to bully you around!

Kid: No, they don't.

Bodyguard: Sit down!

Kid: Okay.

The kid in the crowd sits down

Timmy: They think we're losers! And maybe we are! But then, shouldn't you be represented by a loser? I'm Timmy Turner, and I want to be... or not to be...

Shakespeare: I love that line!

Timmy: That loser!

YAY!

Trixie: Timmy, that was an amazing speech!

Timmy: Really?

Trixie: Yeah. I--

YAY!

Timmy: Ow!

YAY!

III. The Next Day at School

Timmy: Hey! Where is everybody?

Principal Waxelplax: Puking, probably. Food poisoning! From Tad and Chad's cake! The only reason I'm here is because I'm frosting tolerant!

Timmy: What about the election? If everyone's sick, who's gonna vote?

Principal Waxelplax: Polls are open!

Timmy: I know who I'm voting for!!

10 SECONDS LATER...

Principal Waxelplax: Polls are closed! We must count the ballots! I mean ballot! And the winner is Timmy Turner! We swear you in tomorrow!! Congrats!

AT SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY...

Principal Waxelplax: Do you accept your responsibilities as student body president?

Timmy: Piece of cake!

HUK! GROSS! RALPH! BLERG! UGH!

Timmy: And guess what? I've already got picked my own secret service detail.

Chester: We have the package in our perimeter!

A.J.: Affirmative! Situation under control! Protect package at all cost! Over!

Timmy: Come on, guys! Let's check some of those presidential perks!

A.J.: Make way! President comin' through!

Tad: No way! We were here first!

BOING!

Tad & Chad: AAAAH!

Trixie: Hello, mister president. I liked the way you used your authority to cut in line!

Veronica: Well, I still think Timmy Turner is a loser-creep!

Trixie: I was hoping we could do a long, in-depth interview for the school paper.

Chester: LUNCH BOX! LUNCH BOX! PROTECT THE PACKAGE! GO GO GO GO!!!

Veronica: EEEEK!

WHAM! YOINK!

Timmy: No! Wait! Trixie! I--

A.J.: We can't stop watching until you go, sir.

RIIIIIINNNG!

Chester: That bell! The package is late for presidential duties!

Trixie: Hi, president Timmy!

Timmy: Trixie! Wait, guys! The Turner administration will not be tolerate against the sinus impaired!

HOORAY! SNORT! SHIFF! YAY!

Elmer: ACHOOO!

Timmy: AAAAH!

Chester: Code yellow! The package must remain germ-free!

SPLAT!

A.J.: UGH!

Timmy: AJ! AJ! Speak to me!

A.J.: It's okay! It's only... a common cold!

IV. Timmy's Office

A.J.: SNORT!

Wanda: How's our little Mr. El Presidente?

Timmy: Miserable! I do boring stuff all day. And now that Trixie wants to talk to me, we can't because I get yanked away by my secret service!

Wanda: Well, Timmy, nobody said that being a leader was going to be easy.

Timmy: I didn't want to be a leader. I just wanted to be president. I want out!

Wanda: You have to be impeached.

Timmy: Impeached!

Sanjay: Welcome to the library assistants club, president Turner! Do you swear to always re-shelve according to the Dewey decimal system and to defend the library against the loudness and gum chewing of all others!

Timmy: You bet!

Sanjay and the others: GASP!

Veronica: It is true! President Timmy Turner likes books and periodicals!

Tad: You're ruined Turner! Ruined!

AND SO TIMMY'S TERM COMES TO AN END...

V. And So Timmy's Term comes to An End

Tad: Timmy Turner, you stand accused of geekiness while in office! How do you plead?

Timmy: Guilty! I like books. I like math too. What are you going to do about it? Impeach me?

Tad: That's a great idea!

Veronica: All in favor?

AYE!

Veronica: Turner is out. Tad and Chad are back in!

Timmy: Now that I'm not the president anymore, I thought maybe you and I could finally have that talk.

Trixie: Three words. Not. President. Anymore.

Chester and A.J.: ??

Cosmo: Well, that's politics! You win a few you lose a lot!

Timmy: Well, I'd rather be a normal geek than student body president any day!


End of the Episode

THE END

Goofs

  • There is no place to have a president place in the school.

Trivia

  • First time Timmy is student body president.

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