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Gimme the Wand is a musical number sung by Norm the Genie and Cosmo in the episode, Fairy Idol.

Gimme the wand



Norm the Genie:
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me

I want that crazy power you fairies got
To grant those wishes that you grant a lot
To give each and every child a great big smile
To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot


Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde,
if you give me the wand

(snake charmer music playing)

I'm a... oh hang on,
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job

Well, duh.

But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball

Give me the wand

He'll enslave you all!

Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow

We really hope, you all respond

Come on, give us the wand

And set me free


Give us the wand, and hear our plea
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.


  • This song sounds vaguely similar to "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin, sung by the Genie
  • In this song, Cosmo's voice is done by Diana DeGarmo instead of Daran Norris.

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