"I wondered why I was wearing this costume."
Cosmo as Greenbeard the pirate.
"Have ye any last words before Greenbeard the Pirate makes ye walk the plank?"
"This pirate game was your idea, Timmy!"
"Besides, it's my favorite color."
"You only need one [eyepatch], snookie."
"A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster..."
"...and Vicky's hands are the worst hands around!"
Vicky has Wanda's lost wand.
"Now I'm sure to win the costume contest!"
"Did I have to wear [Cinderella's] dress?"
"Sorry, we couldn't break up the set!"
"Aaaahh! My costume's stained!"
"Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal - me!"
"SOMEBODY GIVE ME A COSTUME!"
"We'll congratulations you too, Vicky really seemed to enjoy the dance."
"Oh, I don't know Timmy, I think she looked a little..."