"Woo-hoo! Timmyland is awesome!"
"Sport, isn't this a little risky?"
"Wishing for an amusement park in your backyard when your parents are home?"
"Relax, Wanda. Timmy's parents are too clueless to notice. Hey, how'd we get on a roller coaster?"
"Something very weird is going on here."
"I never bought Timmy a football!"
"Where did this come from?"
"I have to get to the bottom of this at once. Plus I hate mowing the lawn."
"Honey, have you noticed anything strange around the house?"
Despite how easily anyone can see the roller coaster, Mr. and Mrs. Turner don't seem to notice it.
"No, not a thing, although now that you mention it, there is something strange."
"Someone stole my lipstick!"
"I borrowed your lipstick to write creepy messages on Dinkleberg's mirror."
"Honey, the ghost is back and he wants us to leave!"
"Actually, I'm talking about something strange going on with Timmy."
"Well, now that you mention it, I have noticed some strange things."
"Avast ye, matey! Where be your conditioner?"
"That's strange. There's usually a dinosaur in there."
"Aah, honey, we're in outer space again!"
"I forget. Does this mean we turn the clocks forward or back?"
"I know. We don't have a ping pong table!"
"Strange things are definitely going on around here."
"Daah! Maybe it's the work of Dinkleberg's ghost!"
"No, you were right before the flashback."
"I think Timmy is somehow behind all this freaky weirdness."
"Well, as a responsible father who once used a parenting book and smokifier on a cold winter night..."
"...I say there's only one thing to do!"
"Totally violate Timmy's privacy and spy on him 24/7?"
"Yes! And I get to be a detective..."
..."which will give me another excuse not to mow the lawn."
"It was a cold rainy night in Dimmsdale."
"The wind was howling like Dinkleberg when I backed over his foot with my car."
"...which is weird because my dog was man-tired."
"But there was a mystery gnawing at my brain like the rabid coyote I had put in Dinkleberg's bed."
"It had to do with a kid."
"Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom?"
"And how are you talking without moving your mouth?"
"It's called narration. All detectives do it."
"Well, if we're going to spy on Timmy, we should get started."
"The dame in the cheap dress had a point."
"Guys, I've got a problem. Crash Nebula is on and I do not feeling like sitting up!"
Little does Timmy know that his parents are hiding behind the picture.
But they are in each other's spots.
"That's weird. A floating TV."
"There's only one possible explanation. Timmy's a witch!"
"No wonder my broom's been missing!"
"Uh, actually, I took the broom to sweep a black widow under Dinkleberg's door."
"By the way, the only thing I hate more than mowing the lawn is sweeping."
Why would they hide in the refrigerator?
(shivering) "Before we burn Timmy at the stake, let's make sure he really is a witch."
"Well, if we do the stake thing..."
"...I have plenty of parenting books to get that fire going."
"Oh, no! We hear Dinkleberg's ghost!"
"Honey, you're Dinkleberg's ghost. That's the icemaker."
"Thanks for helping me with my history paper, Christopher Columbus."
"So what are the names of your three ships?"
"Oh, great! He only speaks Italian!"
"Let's poof him back and grab some pizza."
"I'll just get the names of the ships online."
(shivering) "Christopher Columbus? There's only one possible explanation! Timmy's Italian!"
Mrs. Turner: "No, dear. I think Timmy's a time traveler." Mr. Turner: "Well, either way, my bubble pipe's frozen."
What kind of person would be fooled by an apparently floating picture?
"The more we watch Timmy, the freakier this mystery gets."
"And the more birds nest in my hat."
"We never bought Timmy all those toys."
"There's only one possible explanation."
"Timmy is blackmailing Santa!"
Mr. Turner: "Lawn mower! Lawn mower! Lawn mower!"
"Sport, I still think you've been getting a little careless."
"You mean it's because he ran over his pit crew which was me?"
"No, I'm talking about his wishes."
"Timmy, a racetrack in your bedroom and an amusement park in your backyard? Aren't you worried your parents will catch you?"
"I've had you guys for a really long time and they've never suspected a thing!"
"Besides, it's not like they're spying on me!"
"Timmy, we've been totally spying on you!"
"It's no use, son. The jig is up!"
"Aah, you were right, Wanda!"
"I got careless and now I'm totally busted!"
"You might as well 'fess up."
"It's too late. My mom and dad know I have..."
Mrs. Turner: "Say, what now?" Mr. Turner: "We thought you were a time-traveling Italian witch whose blackmailing Santa."
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timmy's Italian?"
Allora, Timmy! Volevo un burrito grande! (Cosmo asks Timmy that he wanted a big burrito in italian)
"I should have known my parents were too clueless to figure out the truth!"
"Now say that in Italian."
"I can't believe you have fairy godparents, Timmy."
"Uh, right here, next to me? The floating people, with the wings and the wands!?"
"Would it help if I pointed?"
"Mom, Dad, this is Cosmo, Wanda and Poof!"
"So you're magical creatures who watch over Timmy?"
"That's right. We grant his every wish."
"No matter how selfish, irresponsible or totally dangerous!"
"The kid's got a lot of problems!"
"I can't believe it! Actual fairies living in my house."
"Dinkleberg's only got a ghost!"
"Well, I feel like I'm being a bad hostess."
"Do fairies like brownies and lemonade? I could make some."
"Don't bother. I got it."
"But I like mine with nuts."
"No, I meant my lemonade."
"Really? I thought I was the only one who liked nuts in my lemonade!"
"Timmy, I love these nuts!"
"Yeah? Well, don't get too attached to my fairies."
"Now that you know about them, they won't be around for long."
"Because according to Da Rules, once anyone finds out you have fairies..."
"...Jorgen, the head fairy comes and takes them away forever."
"I don't want to lose you guys!"
"This is the worst day of my life."
(sobbing) "One of the birds bit my ear!"
"What if we just don't tell this Jorgen fellow that we know?"
"Actually, sport, it is that simple."
"If Jorgen never finds out that your parents know about us, we can stay!"
"Please, Mom and Dad. You've got to help me keep the secret!"
"Wanda, Cosmo and Poof are more than just my fairies."
"They're like, my family."
"Timmy, your secret's safe with me."
"Give me a crazy straw for my nutty lemonade and I'm in!"
"I get to keep my fairies!"
"We'll be, like, one big happy family and Jorgen will never know!"
"Quick, guys! Hide my parents!"
"Timmy Turner, you are in terrible trouble!"
"There is no excuse for what you have done!"
"I got a little careless and I messed up."
"Please don't take my fairies away!"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the fact that you wished up an amusement park in your backyard and didn't invite me!"
"You know how much I like the swan boats."
"Yes, I do, and I feel terrible!"
"What was I thinking, guys?"
"Well, you sure weren't thinking that your parents found out you have fairy..."
Wanda punches Cosmo to keep him quiet about what happened.
"It's hard to laugh with a broken funny bone."
"Cosmo, what did you say?"
"I have no idea. The blow to my head also destroyed my short term memory."
"Jorgen? When did you get here?"
"Turner, something is not right here!"
"I'll tell you what's not right."
"There's an amusement park in my backyard and you're not in it!"
"Oh, I do love amusement parks."
"The rides, the games, the screams of terror filling the air..."
"...people vomiting into trash cans."
"Yeah, well, it's open 24 hours..."
"...so there's no reason for you to ever come back here."
"Here's a couple of fairy passes."
"Knock yourselves out, guys."
"Just promise me you won't be a scaredy cat on the big boy rides!"
"Yeah, you say that now."
"Cosmo, where'd you hide my parents?"
"Well, I was gonna put them in the closet..."
"...but then I thought 'that's crazy,...'"
"...so I shrunk them down to the size of mice..."
"...then poofed them into the front yard where that vicious stray cat's been living."
"Ahh, I picked a bad day to fill my pockets with salmon."
"Timmy, there's a giant cat outside!"
"Even worse, the grass is, like, ten feet tall!"
"Oh, I never should have stopped mowing it."
"It's okay, guys, you're safe."
"And Jorgen is totally clueless."
"Man, am I glad that I don't have to hide my secret from you guys anymore."
"Well, it was nice meeting you..."
"...but I do have a lot of chores to do."
"I have to wash the dishes..."
"...and tar the driveway."
"And I've got to continue terrorizing Dinkleberg."
"Wait, Mom and Dad. Now that you know about my fairies, they can use their magic to help you out..."
"...as long as we don't get carried away."
"We'll just keep things under the radar!"
"I wish you'd help my parents do their chores!"
"I figure I might as well sell it."
"Wow, that's just like magic!"
"Uh, it is magic. That's why I said 'Abracadabra!'"
"Eh, what about Dinkleberg?"
"Dinkleberg's not a magic word."
"Unless it's Italian. Is it, Timmy?"
"Hey, kitty! Remember me?"
"I'm the guy who always leaves a saucer of milk out for you."
"Aw, Muffin, we're gonna have a magical adventure together!"
"Onward to the rainbow forest!"