♫ It's great to be a man! It's swell to be a guy! ♫
♫ To scratch and dig... ♫
♫ And everybody knows... ♫
♫ It's great to be a hairy... ♫
"To eat, and burp, and fart, and spit..."
♫ And kill all of your food! ♫
♫ launching missiles in the sky! ♫
♫ It's great to be a hairy, smelly... ♫
"Check it out! I got a belly!"
♫ Great to be a hairy, smelly guy! ♫
"It's great to be a guy! That's why I sing this song!"
♫ But I can't help, but stop and think... ♫
♫ That maybe something's wrong! ♫
"But I've got meat! And I got fire!"
"There's nothing else that I require!"
♫ Except perhaps a massive pizza pie! ♫
Cupid notes the choreography of that guy song was horrible.
"we're getting close to identifying the child who made the wish, sir!"
"Is it... 'Tammy Turnip'?"
"Ooh, no. I'm sorry!" (Note the hostess looks rather annoyed at this.)
"I don't know what's missing either!" (But it's highly doubtful that she would.)
"Nothing fills the void!"
Both genders declare war against each other as a result of the lack of love.
"Kids with fairies. They'll be the death of me yet!"
Cupid states to Timmy it is his wish that caused this whole mess and caused him to slowly shrivel up until he is nothing.
"Whoever you are, you're going down!"
"Whoever I am, no I'm not!"
"Look around, sweetie! Love is everywhere!" "And it's all your fault!"
"Yeah, and so what if I struck out with Trixie?"
"There's always next year, right?"
"...you still have an arrow..."
"...with your name on it!"
"But, I almost ruined Valentines Day forever!
"But, you fixed it. And I love you for that!"
Timmy looks to the viewers for their opinion, apparently.
"Wow, Timmy! Cupid's Arrow! You can use it on Trixie now!"
"And as long as you shoot it from 50 feet away, you won't violate the restraining order!"
"My gardeners were cleaning your valentine off my lawn..."
"...your gift was the best, so..."
"Timmy Turner, I will be your valentine."
"Really?! That's amazing! That's-"
...that Tootie is heartbroken because of his refusal on being her valentine.
"That's not good enough anymore."
"What?! We mean... 'Arf?'"
"Love is important and special..."
"...and not something you should just thoughtlessly wish away."
"He totally learned his lesson!"
"I'm sure I'll kick myself for this, tomorrow..."
"But tonight, this answer is 'no'!"
"Somebody else deserves my special Valentine love more than you do."
How does that feel, Trixie?
"I'm gonna run home and leave a thousand messages on your answering machine! Bye!"
"I'm totally gonna kick myself for this, but..."
Timmy hits himself with the love arrow.
"...will you be my Valentine?"
"That's a little awkward."
"And now it's getting creepy."
"Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya?"
"Come on, everybody! Let's march! One, two! One, two! One, two!"
(Trixie leaving one of her phone messages) "Hi Timmy. It's me, Trixie."