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Fairly Odd Fairy Tales is the 42nd episode of Season 9.

Plot[]

When Poof has trouble falling asleep, Wanda tries to help by reading him a book of classic fairy tales that have a fairly odd twist.

Synopsis[]

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Poof can't get to sleep because Cosmo fed him a lot of Halloween candy.

The episode begins with Poof jumping on Timmy's bed, with Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy ready to go to bed because it is night time. Poof is not tired and is hyperactive because he ate the rest of the Halloween Candy. He also has a white foam-like substance in his lips. He knocks Cosmo away and asks his parents to read him a bedtime story until they fall asleep. Cosmo gets knocked into a bookshelf, where he finds a book and asks Wanda to read the story about the three little pigs in the blanket. Wanda points out that it is a cook book and then poofs up a Fairy Tale book. She also poofs up a butterfly net, catching Poof in it. She then proceeds to ask which story Poof wants to hear, listing off two of the stories in it. Timmy then complains that those are not the names of the stories, but Wanda corrects him by saying that the stories he grew up with happened to real fairies, with Cosmo adding that their names were changed because no one is supposed to know that fairies exist. Timmy says that he is too old for fairy tales adding that he will read something more sophisticated and then pulls out a comic book. Then Wanda, after reading it first, sarcastically points out the premise of the comic book he was about to read.

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Wanda has a fairy-tale book.

She then decides to read the story of "Cosmorella". An image is shown of the character. He looks like Cosmo, but in rags. Wanda starts narrating. A village is shown, and in the middle of it is Cosmorella's House where Cosmorella is sweeping. Wanda explains that Cosmorella was a servent boy who lived with his two evil step-brothers, "Umbrella", a look-alike of Dr. Rip Studwell, but in old English clothing, and "Mozzarella", who looks like an old English version of Juandissimo Magnifico. The two pour a bucket of water on Cosmorella.

Timmy stops her to complain about the names. Cosmo sarcastically answers that clever names like those in his comic were already taken.

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The story of Cosmorella.

Wanda continues. The story then shows Cosmorella scrubbing the floor of the inside of the house. She then says that Cosmorella was madly in love with Princess Wanda. Wanda then explains that Cosmorella knew that as a servant boy, he would never meet her. Cosmorella then says to his poster of Princess Wanda that he wanted to meet her, knowing that she would love him as much as he loves her and that he will never have the chance because his brothers force him to do chores all day. Mozzarella and Umbrella slide in and crash into a suit of armor. Mozzarella tells Cosmorella that they got an invitation to Princess Wanda's Palace Ball, adding that they came to rub it in Cosmorella's face, he then slips and breaks some armor. Umbrella explains that Princess Wanda is throwing a ball to find a husband, he also adds that because Wanda is so classy it is a bowling-themed ball with mini pizzas and microwavable corn dogs. Cosmorella agrees that that is classy, adding that everyone knows that bowling is the champagne of sports and that he has to go to the ball so that maybe the princess will choose him. Umbrella laughs and says that he and Mozzarella are the only ones that are handsome enough for Princess Wanda. Mozzarella then says a bowling joke. The two laugh and then slide away.

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Cosmorella wants to go to Princess Wanda's ball, but can't as he has to do chores instead.

After that, Cosmorella wishes that he could go to the bowling ball, but he cannot because he has a lot of chores remaining to do. An explosion, similar to that of Jorgen's, appears. A woman that looks like Jorgen appears, but in a pink drees with a blue bow. Cosmorella screams and hits her with his mop repeatedly. The woman yells at him to stop hitting her with the mop. The woman explains that she is his fairy godmother, adding that she is there to grant Cosmorella's greatest wish. The Fairy Godmother (F.G.) suggests that he wishes to go to Princess Wanda's bowling ball. Cosmorella does so, but adds that he has nothing to wear. F.G. pounds her wand and Cosmorella is wearing a bowling outfit with an upside-down bowling pin hat and glass bowling shoes, she then adds that now Cosmorella needs a ride, she then whistles and an orange taxi, with a taxi driver that looks a lot like Sparky, crashes through a wall. Cosmorella gets in. The F.G., now much snaller, tells Cosmorella to enjoy the bowling ball, but that he has to return by midnight because everything will return back to normal. He poofs away and the taxi drives through another wall.

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Princess Wanda sees love at Cosmorella.

The scene changes to show Princess Wanda's castle. It looks like Wanda's head with a bowling hat on it. Outside, there is the Grand Duke with a horse and Princess Wanda's carriage. The interior of the building looks like a bowling alley. There is a long line of men. Princess Wanda is shown on a throne with an images of a bowling ball and three pins. Princess Wanda is depressed because she hasn't met a decent guy all night. Umbrella slides in and introduces himself. Mozzarella slides in and introduces himself as well. Umbrella slides back in and the two start fighting. Princess Wanda calls them losers and she pushes a red button that brings down a large pinsetter that takes the two and sends them to the end of a bowling lane where three men are already there, pushing them all down the area below the bowling lane.

Princess Wanda says that the ball was pointless because she will never find a husband. She then hears Cosmorella's voice. She looks ahead to see a line of people, from which Cosmorella walks through. Princess Wanda asks who that handsome bowling pin is. Cosmorella slides up to her, saying her name. He kneels down stating that she is even more beautiful than on his poster. He then takes out the poster and ask if she will sign it. She does and he says that that was great and that he will grab some mini pizzas, use the restroom, and head out. Princess Wanda stops him and asks him to dance. He agrees and they dance. Princess Wanda then says that she knows that the two just met, but she thinks that she has found her true love. Cosmorella notices that the time is midnight. His outfit starts to turn back into its original form. He runs out, but he leaves one of his glass bowling shoes behind. Princess Wanda finds the shoe and says that she has to find the stranger. She tells her guards to have every man in the kingdom try on the shoe. During all of this, Umbrella and Mozzarella are eavesdropping.

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Cosmorella and Princess Wanda share their kiss together.

Sometime later, at Cosmorella's House, Princess Wanda's carriage arrives. Mozzarella is watching as this happens and he tells Umbrella that Princess Wanda is here and to lock Cosmorella in his room so that he cannot try on the shoe. Princess Wanda and the Grand Duke, who holds the glass shoe, enter the house. He explains that Princess Wanda requests that every man in the house tries on the shoe. Mozzarella declares that he is the man she is looking for and takes the shoe, struggling to put it on. It is too small for his feet, but he insists that it fits like a glove. Umbrella slides in and says that the shoe clearly belongs to him. He takes both the shoe off of Mozzarella and a nearby fruit bowl also made of glass and puts it on his head claiming that it is a glass hat. Princess Wanda corrects him by saying that it is in fact a fruit bowl. He denies it, but she says that there is an orange in it. Mozzarella and Umbrella fight over the shoe until it goes into the air and shatters. Princess Wanda says that now that the glass slipper is broken, she will never find the handsome stranger.

Cosmorella enters. They all look at him and Umbrella asks him how he escaped. Cosmorella explains that his love is so strong that he had to find a way out, adding that F.G. kicked the door down. Princess Wanda gasps and says that he is the one because he is wearing a glass slipper. Cosmorella introduces himself. Princess Wanda does not like the name and says that from now on his name is "Gary Hardcastle". Cosmorella agrees and they kiss. A border in the shape of a heart appears and a pink background with yellow fireworks appears. It flips to show the last image in the story. It show Gary with a first place trophy and Wanda with a bowling ball. There is a banner that says "League Night". Wanda finishes the story by saying that Princess Wanda and Gary Hardcastle lived happily ever after she closes the book.

Wanda complains about Poof still not going to sleep, with him saying that he ate eleven pounds of chocolate and that he will probably be awake until Easter, where he will get more chocolate. Cosmo, Timmy, and Sparky are in Timmy's bed. Cosmo takes the cook book and suggests that she reads "Shrimp Louie and the Bed of Lettuce". He then explains that it is about a little shrimp named, "Louie" that has an edible mattress. Wanda says that he is still reading the cook book. Cosmo doubts that. Wanda then suggests reading a story called, "The Three Little Fairies". Timmy says that he is too grown up for fairy tales. Cosmo then sarcastically reminds Timmy that he is reading a story where the hero farts his enemy of a cliff. Wanda begins the story. She says that there were three little fairies that lived next door to each other.

The scene changes to show three houses. One is made of Tennis balls, one is made of reinforced steel and the last one is made of Fried Cheese Sticks. One of the Fairies looks like Cosmo, One of the fairies looks like Sparky and one of the fairies looks like Wanda, but with construction clothes on. The Fairy that looks like Sparky explains that his house is made of Tennis Balls and adds that he can play fetch with his guest bathroom. The fairy that looks like Cosmo says that Sparky, who is the Tennis ball house fairy, was crazy to have built his house out of tennis balls, adding that Sparky should have used more sensible materials like he did. He explains that his house is house is made out of fried cheese sticks and adds that he has a marinara sauce moat. He then takes a bite of part of his room burning his mouth in the process. The fairy that looks like Wanda says that her house is made of reinforced steel and has a high-tech security system. Sparky says to Wanda that he thinks that her high-tech security system is a bit much considering that there are no threats.

Then a laugh is heard and a shadow appears. The Two gasp. A character that looks like Foop crossed with a wolf greets the fairies. He introduces himself as The Big Bad Foop, saying that he is there to Huff and Puff and blow their houses down while he rejoices in every moment of their misery. The Big Bad Foop takes out a bottle similar to that of Foop's bottle and blasts Cosmo, telling them to prepare to taste his wrath. Then The Big Bad Foop laughs and points his laser at the three fairies, who yell. The Big Bad Foop decides to blow up the houses. Wanda says that he has no right to do this. The Big Bad Fopp corrects her by saying that he does, as he obtained an online law degree and bought the deeds to their houses. Wanda asks the Big Bad Foop why he wants their land. He tells them he wants to have the land for his restaurant, "Fast Foop". He poofs up a menu with the items the restaurant will be selling and their respective prices. He tells them to step aside, so that he can destroy their houses. He charges up his bottle. The three fairies run into their houses.

Sparky is shown running into his. The Big Bad Foop is about to blow up his house, but decides to just deconstruct it because it is made of tennis balls. After the house is destroyed, Sparky cannot decide whether to chase the balls or run away. The Big Bad Foop helps his decision by nearly zapping him.

Sparky runs into the Fried Cheese Stick house. The Big Bad Foop insults Cosmo and Sparky's decision to hide in the Fried Cheese Stick House. The Big Bad Foop blows up the house. In doing so, he gets hot marinara sauce on him. Sparky and Cosmo come and the latter says that the Big Bad Foop is going to want some pepper flakes to go with it and Cosmo pours it on him.

The Big Bad Foop yells and the two run into Wanda's house. She locks the door behind them. The Big Bad Foop threatens to blow up the house. Cosmo and Sparky come over. Wanda says that the Big Bad Foop will have to destroy all of them before they will give up their land. Foop says that he is planning to do just that. He blows up the house, but a new one appears. He says that if he cannot destroy the house, he can relocate it. He straps a rocket with a chain on the house. the Rocket blasts off and the chain eventually brakes making the house plummet to the ground.

Meanwhile, back on the planet, the Big Bad Foop charges up his bottle and poofs up his restaurant. He then adds the sign, with the slogan, "Have it my way or suffer indescribable pain for all eternity". He laughs. He poofs into the restaurant. He decides to be his first customer. As the customer he asks if he could have a "Foopy Meal". The Big Bad Foop poofs it up and gives it to himself. Cuutomer Big Bad Foop asks what a whistling noise is. Wanda's House crashes into the restaurant. The Big Bad Foop struggles to get free from being trapped under the house. He says that he should have gotten the Foopy Meal to go. he floats away, but is stopped by a laser that zaps him, making him fall. Sparky runs out of Wanda's house and says that it saved them. Wanda says that she thinks they learned a valuable lesson.

Narrator Wanda finishes the story by saying that the three little fairies lived happily ever after. She says that it is good that Poof has gone to sleep. Timmy asks Wanda to read another. Wanda says that she thought Timmy said that he was too old for Fairy Tales. He says that he is, but he is never too old for shady cab drivers and exploding houses. Also, he finished his comic. Cosmo with the cook book asks Wanda to read the story of "Chicken Parmesan and a Side Salad with a Country Herb Dressing". He says, "Ah, the Country Herb. He's always up to something. Wanda says no and she says that she is going to read, "Snow Wanda and the Seven Fairies". Sparky asks why they have to read all the stories she's in. Wanda replies by saying that it is because she is holding the book. She begins the story.

The wave transition happens and teeth in jars are shown. The scene pans to show a woman that looks like the Tooth Fairy in front of a mirror with green flames on it, that make a face like Mr. Turner's. Wanda explains that there was once was a woman named, "Tooth" who owned a duplex and a tooth collection, which Wanda finds creepy. But Tooth was beautiful, so no one said anything. So she asks her Mirror "who's the fairiest of them all?". The Mirror does not know how to tell her that Tooth is not the fairiest, but then realizes that he said that out loud. Tooth is taken aback and the mirror explains that she is not bad, but Snow Wanda is the fairiest of them all.

An image of Snow Wanda appears, while she is dusting her place. Tooth then wanders how the goody-two-shoes that rents her downstairs appartment can be the fairiest. The Mirror face comes back and says that she neither has a creepy tooth collection nor talks to her mirror like a crazy person. Tooth then says that no one cares about her being the fairiest and that it is not like there is a handsome prince coming to town. The mirror corrects her by saying there is. His name is "Prince John" and he's single and rich. The mirror, when about to explain why he is rich, is stopped by Tooth, because she had listened enough. The Mirror then says that he does not know how to tell her that he does not think she stands a chance as long as Snow Wanda is around and then he realizes that he said that out loud again. Tooth says that she will have to get rid of Snow Wanda.

The scene changes to show Snow Wanda still dusting. The air conditioning shuts off. Snow Wanda says that her creepy landlady shut off the air conditioning, which means that Tooth is trying to kill her. Snow Wanda runs out with a bag of stuff. She runs through a spooky forest and gets caught on a branch and three tree monsters appear, one has Denzel Crocker's face and one has Sheldon Dinkleberg's face. Snow Wanda runs out of the forest into a neighborhood and into a house.

She slams the door and sees the residence of the home. They are all watching TV on the couch. They are all wearing a white shirt with a red collar and red cuffs. One of the residents looks like Jorgen, his shirt has the word, "Grouchy" on it, one looks like Poof, one looks like Foop, one looks like Cupid, one looks like Dr. Rip Studwell, one looks like Juandissimo and one looks like Sparky. Snow Wanda introduces herself. She says that her landlady is trying to annihilate her and she needs a place to hide. The fairy that looks like Juandissimo greets her. The fairy that looks like Jorgen pushes him away saying that he's "Sleazy the Fairy". He then introduces himself as "Grouchy". He then says that the rest of them are his roommates. He first introduces Snappy, who is the fairy that looks like Cupid. Snappy says. The fairy that looks like Foop walks up to Snow Wanda with a flower she takes in and it explodes. The fairy laughs. As the fairy is giving her the flower, Grouchy tells her that he is "Meanie". Grouchy then introduces "Barky", which is the fairy that looks like sparky. Grouchy introduces "Bouncy", the fairy that looks like Poof, as Bouncy bounces up to her. Finally, he introduces, "Dr. Rip Studwell".

Snappy then walks in and takes Wanda into the kitchen. He suggests that she hides from her in the kitchen. Adding that it is so dirty that Tooth will never be able to find her. Dr. Rip Studwell walks in with a bucked of water and a mop. He suggests that she do some cleaning while she's there. Sleazy states that she should also do dishes, wash the floor, and maybe clean out the refrigerator. He adds that Barky made some homemade guacamole that smells like barf. He says that if she pretends to be their housekeeper, then no one will suspect a thing. Snow Wanda says if it will get her out of the tooth fairies clutches, then she will do it. Realizing what the others are doing, Meanie suggests that she do some laundry. Adding that he has been going commando for weeks and Snappy will not let him use Snappy's diapers. Snappy explains that he will not do this because Meanie stretches the diapers out. In the basement, Grouchy thinks that Snow Wanda should move his weights from the basement to the attic. Sleazy insists she clean his room. Meanie insists that she do his laundry. Snappy insists she unstretch his diaper.

Back with Tooth, she asks her mirror who the fairiest one of them all is now. The mirror says that it is her, but then says that he was kidding and says that it is still Snow Wanda. Tooth says that she drove Snow Wanda out of town. The mirror corrects her and says that she only ran her a block away to the seven fairies' house. An image of snow Wanda mopping the laundry room floor appears on the mirror. She says that with Snow Wanda around she will never be able to get Prince John. She then decides that she will poison Snow Wanda with a caramel apple.

Back with Snow Wanda, she is moving the lawn. Barky is in the window, eating nachos and drinking pop. Snow Wanda asks how the front yard is a good hiding place. Barky says that he sees her point. He throws a ski mask and tells her to keep mowing. Before Snow Wanda can pick up the ski mask a Mexican Salesman walks up to her with a cart of poison caramel apples. The Mexican salesman tells her that she looks like she could use a snack. He tells her to take a glowing caramel apple. Snow Wanda takes it and takes a bite and she passes out. The Mexican salesman takes off his disguise to reveal that he was actually Tooth and laughs. The seven fairies run outside. Meanie asks what she had done to their slave. He then corrects himself by calling her the "Sweet girl we took in and helped." Tooth says that she poisoned her. The fairies are now surrounding Snow Wanda. Tooth adds that now that she has been poisoned, there is nothing standing in her way of marrying Prince John. Snappy tells her to wake her up. Tooth explains that she couldn't wake her up even if she wanted to because she can only be awakened by true love's kiss. Grouchy asks if anyone hit it off with the "cleaning lady". He adds that she has not moved his weights yet.

Prince John's carriage arrives. A character that looks like Cosmo, but in Shakespearean clothing and with a plunger on his head. She tells him to move out of the way because she is looking for Prince John. He says that she has found him, except his name is actually, "Cosmo the Prince of Johns". He explains that he sells high-end toilets. Tooth asks if he is Prince John. She then says that he was supposed to be handsome and rich. He says that he is flushed with cash. He asks her if she gets it because it is a toilet joke. The fairies laugh. She says that she is not marrying him. She poofs up a sledge hammer and says that she has a mirror to break and then walks away. Cosmo walks up to the unconscious Snow Wanda. He notices the caramel on her lip and kisses her. She then wakes up. Cosmo asks her if she would like to be his "Queen of Latrines". She says that she doesn't know what that means, but anything would be better than hang out with the Seven Fairies. Cosmo and Snow Wanda ride away into the sunset.

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"And we all lived happily ever after!"

Wanda finishes the story by saying, "And that is how Snow Wanda found her prince." Timmy says that the stories were pretty good considering that there were no characters the burp or fart. Cosmo corrects him by saying that Wanda did not read the part where Cosmorella ate the mini pizzas at the bowling ball. Timmy then says that he should go get a bedtime snack. Foop poofs in and offers him a Foopy meal. He tells him to eat it fast because he is going to kick him out to build a fast food restaurant in his room. Wanda offers Foop a glowing caramel apple. Foop asks if it is free. Wanda says yes. Foop takes a bit and passes out. Cosmo says that he is going to be there a while because he is not kissing him. Wanda then says to the audience, "And we all lived happily ever after." The screen goes black and Cupid comes in and says that his diaper is stretched out.

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