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| "Escape From Unwish Island" | |
| Season №: | 5 |
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| Episode №: | 64A |
| Airdate: | May 11, 2005 |
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This article is a transcript of the The Fairly OddParents! episode, "Escape From Unwish Island" from Season 5, which aired on May 11, 2005.
Script[]
- A.J.: Here we go! One more drop and I'll have solved the energy crisis!
- A.J.: (looks at the shadow) Huh? What?!? YAAAAA!!!
- Chester: Yay! Now my butt and the dishes are clean.
- Pumpkinator: Happy Halloween!
- Chester: Wait! I don't have any clothes on! And it's not Halloween!
- Mrs. Turner: I don't have any idea how that happened. I was just driving while I did my make-up, hair and taxes.
- Super Bike: Hey Turner's! Need a lift?
- Mr. Turner: I know it's wrong to take rides from talking bikes, but okay!
- Super Bike: Hang on.... for your life!
- Mrs. and Mr. Turner: (scream)
- Dark Laser: Are you friends with Timmy Turner?
- Sanjay: Well, we kind of hang out together, but I've never been to his house...
- Dark Laser: Close enough.
- Sanjay and Elmer: (scream) Ahhh!
- Timmy: Weird.I haven't seen Chester and AJ and my back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer in hours! I wonder where they are.
- Timmy: Mom!?! Dad!?! (beat) They're gone too? What am I gonna do?
- Cosmo: Well I know what I'm gonna do.
- Timmy: And I know what I'm gonna do. (beat) Everything I always wanted to!
- Timmy: Hmm. Not messy enough.
- Timmy: Finally! Every ten year old's dream... a room full of supermodels! Can you guys make cookies?
- Supermodels: Super cookies!
- Timmy: Yay!
- Timmy: (burps)
- Wanda: Don't you think you should be looking for your Mom, Dad, friends and back-up friends?
- Cosmo: Or we could just watch this tape I was given by Imaginary Gary.
- Timmy: What!? Imaginary Gary?!
- Cosmo: Sure. Gary! You remember Gary? Your imaginary friend? Really doesn't like you? Tried to kill us all? Remember? Good times. Good times.
- Timmy: When did you get this?
- Cosmo: Remember when you were bouncing on the bed with the supermodels who made the cookies?
- Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy: (scream) Ahhh!
- Timmy: Imaginary Gary?
- Gary: That's right, Tim-Tim. It's me! Your former imaginary friend who vowed I'D MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!
- Gary: Me and a bunch or your other unwished wishes captured your family, friends and your back-up friends!
- Gary: Now you can suffer the loneliness -
- Sanjay: Is that Timmy? Hi Timmy, it's me Sanjay!
- Gary: I suffered when you left me alone to rot in your head. Before someone left the door unlocked and I escaped, that is. Ha ha!
- Cosmo: (whistles)
- Cosmo: Oh my gosh! It's Dark Laser, Super Bike and the Pumpkinator all in one convenient evil location!
- Wanda: But we got rid of those guys months ago. What are they doing with Gary?
- Cosmo: Shouldn't they all be in storage?
- Timmy: Storage?
- Jorgen: Welcome to Fairyworld Giant Unwish Storage, where all discarded Fairy Godchild wishes are stored.
- Timmy: Man, I didn't know I had unwished so much stuff!
- Jorgen: Your locker got so cramped, I had to give you a bigger locker and then relocate your most violent Timmy-hating wishes to an undisclosed location.
- Timmy: Where?
- Jorgen: Duh! An uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle of course.
- Cosmo: I love the Bermuda Triangle. It's my second favorite country and my fourth favorite shape.
- Jorgen: It's perfect! Because we know that no one who would be fool enough to go there! For your own good, stay away from Unwish Island. Now be gone!
- Timmy: There it is! The Bermuda Triangle!
- Wanda: What are you doing? You can't go to the Bermuda Triangle! Like Jorgen said, only a fool...
- Cosmo: I'm in! I've even got Bermuda shorts!
- Timmy: Rescuing my parents, friends and back-up friends should be a snap! I have you guys plus a closet full of cool stuff I didn't unwish!
- Timmy: Like my shrink suit! It's so full of gizmos and gadgets there's no way Gary can defeat me!
SFX: <explosion>
- Cosmo: Did I mention I played with the suit a few times and broke it?
- Wanda: Did you play with anything else?
- Cosmo: I get bored when you're at school.
- Wanda: Hey! Don't you still have heat vision?
- Timmy: (struggles)
- Cosmo: Ah! Hot!
- Timmy: That's a yes!
- Timmy: And there's my escape tube system to the uncharted Bermuda Triangle islands! Let's go to Unwish Island!
- Cosmo and Timmy: (to Wanda) And you said this was a dumb wish!
- Wanda: Wow! Good idea disguising us as monkeys, Cosmo.
- Cosmo: I just wanted to scratch my butt without being judged. Wheee!!!
- Timmy: Guys, we have to find everyone, quick!
- All: Timmy!
- Cosmo: Wow, that was convenient.
- Timmy: Mom, Dad, AJ, Chester, Elmer, uh...
- Sanjay: Sanjay?
- Timmy: Right! Step away from the bars...
- Mrs. Turner: Our son Timmy has set aside his selfish and cowardly instincts...
- Mr. Turner: ...and has come to rescue us!
- Timmy: Yeah! And um - this isn't real and you guys are all in a dream.
- Chester: I'm having one of those dreams where I forgot to wear my pants. Sweet!
- Sanjay: And I'm having one of those dreams where Timmy saves me again. But where's your white horse?
- Timmy: Now go home, go to bed and when you wake up it will all be normal.
- Sanjay: See you in my next dream!
- Timmy: Go!
- All: Bye Timmy!
- Timmy: Ha! And you said the second tube was an even stupider idea. Mission accomplished!
- Cosmo: Hey! It's the Sphinx you wished away.
- Timmy: But I didn't wish it away.
- Cosmo: Oh, well, it sure adds to the drama.
- (The Sphinx of Giza roars)
- Timmy: Ahhh! I wish the Sphinx away!
- (The Sphinx of Giza roars again)
- Wanda: We can't wish it away! This is where it gets wished away to!
- Gary: Well, lookity loo. If it isn't Johnny Uncool Wishaway. Let's see you wish yourself out of this!!!
SFX: <SLAM!!>
- Cosmo and Wanda: AHH!
- Gary: And now, prepare for my diabolical, yet totally cool, three-part revenge plan! Ha ha ha! Not cool.
- Timmy: I'm not afraid of you, Gary!
- Timmy: Them? Them I'm afraid of.
- Gary: Now for Phase Uno: the totally rigged - you're guilty - trial!
- Judge Gary: Order! Guilty! Order! Timmy Turner, how do you plea?
- Newspaper Boy Gary: Timmy Turner, guilty!
- Wanda: The trial's not over.
- Newspaper Boy Gary: I'll be back in ten - guilty - minutes.
- Timmy: I'm -
- Juror Gary: Guilty! Ooh, I called it!
- Judge Gary: And now for your sentence. Phase dos of my totally cool three part plan. A duel with your most dangerous unwished wishes. Cookie bookie boo. After which you will be locked away. Like you locked me away. In your head. Represented here by this totally metaphorical jail head.
- Wanda: Objection! Timmy doesn't unwish all his wishes. Why don't you give him a fighting chance?
- Gary: Fine! Timmy can bring any of his wishes that still like him, ha ha, if there are any!
- Crowd: (walla)
- Gary: Introducing the largest gathering of evil un-wished wishes who totally want to crush Timmy!
- Gary: Pumpkinator!
- Pumpkinator: Trick or treat!
- Gary: Dark Laser, cha cha! Sphinx!
- (The Sphinx of Giza slurps)
- Gary: Superbike
- (Super Bike roars)
- Gary: And Super Toilet!
- Cosmo: Ahhh! So much clogging!
- Gary: (voiceover) And in the loser corner...
- Gary: Fighting with the vile pink-hatted Tu-tu is Mark Chang and The Founding Fathers: Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington!
- George Washington: Must chop wood!!!!
- Timmy: Are you telling me these are my only wishes who still like me?
- Mark: Dude, let's face it. You can be a little harsh.
(Unwished wishes roars)
- Timmy: I'm dead.
- George Washington: Buck up, bucked-toothed soldier! It's time to chop some butt!
- Thomas Jefferson: I'll ammend... your face!
- Timmy: Maybe I'm not dead! We rock!
SFX: <DING!>
- Gary: ...a-ling.
- (All Unwished Wishes roars)
- Timmy: AHHHH!
- Timmy: We reek!
- Benjamin Franklin: Actually, now that Timmy has landed us in the hoose-gow, I feel as though I'm not loving him much at all.
- George Washington: Same here.
- Thomas Jefferson: Me, too.
- Gary: You hate Timmy, too? Oh, then come on out!
- Cosmo: I'm never voting for any of you again!
- Wanda: Wow, they may dislike you, but they sure love each other.
- Timmy: You're right! I'm the common enemy that binds them together!
- Timmy: If you keep me locked in this jailhead, you'll lose the one thing you all have in common. A deep hatred of me!
- Wanda: And although everyone felt lonely being unwished, look at all the friends you have now.
- Gary: Well, we do love this island and we all really can't stand Uncle Overbite over there I mean, I don't. Yeah? Right. Still,
we live in straw huts and eat coconuts for breakfast, lunch and din-din!
- Timmy: What would you say if I could make it all better? All I need is Wanda's wand back and a magic copier.
- Pumpkinator and Super Bike: Hooray!
- Dark Laser: Cowabunga Flipsie!
- Timmy: (as a waiter) What will it be, sir? The I Hate Timmy Burger? The Timmy's a Jerk Chicken Sandwich, or the I'd Like to Club Timmy Club? And instead of a tip, you can punch me in the head.
- Wanda: Leaving Timmy copies on Unwish Island to serve Gary and his cronies was a good idea. I think they like it.
- Cosmo: Almost as much as they dislike Timmy!
- Timmy: Yeah. And the Timmy copies don't just help my enemies.
- Mr. Turner: Wow! Timmy's cleaning so fast he's everywhere at once!
- Mrs. Turner: We sure are fortunate to have a son like Timmy.
- Timmy Copies: At least somebody likes me!