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(Mr. Turner is standing in the kitchen with his underwear, with Timmy)
Mr. Turner: [to Mrs. Turner] Can we have money for toys?

Timmy: Dad, can we PLEASE play ball now?
Mr. Turner: In a minute Timmy, just as soon as I'm done fixing up my new son, I mean, car!

Timmy: Can we please do something together today?
Mr. Turner: You mean like go to the Dimmsdale Auto Show together?
Timmy: That would be great! You mean I can go?
Mr. Turner: Haha, I wish. But it's the Dimmsdale Only If Your Old Enough To Drive In Auto Show! It's just for cars, and the young adults that drive them, like me! Heh, and not you.
Vicky: [eavesdropping] Auto show huh? Perfect! And now that he's fixed it up, I'll get even more Dimma-dollars from Mr. Dimma-dork!

Timmy: [as Striker Z] Hey, look out!
(Mr. Turner swerves, avoiding a car accident)
Mr. Turner: Wow, you talk in a nasally voice that reminds me of someone I never spend time with! Ah whatever, what else can you do?

Timmy: Quick! Cosmo, Wanda, I wish-
Vicky: Wow! You talk? In a nasally voice that reminds me of someone I hate?
(Annoyed, Vicky fiddles with the radio dial on the car and we hear that it is set to a Spanish channel)
Timmy: Senor Cosmo! Senor Wanda! Ayudeme!
Wanda: I don't speak Spanish, do you?
Cosmo: Spanish? I barely speak English.

Boy: Righteous face plant, grandpa!
Mr. Turner: No time to decipher your hip young lingo, son. But I would be ever so grateful if I could commandeer your battery-powered transportation vehicle.
Boy: You mean my scooter?
Mr. Turner: Whoa, whoa you lost me again. I'll also need your safety devices.
Boy: You mean my helmet?
Mr. Turner: Work with me, boy.

(Vicky notices that Mr. Turner is chasing her on a skateboard)
Vicky: WHAT THE HECK!?!?

Timmy: Hi, Dad.
Mr. Turner: Timmy! What is the matter with you? You could have been killed!
Timmy: Oh, like you care. You're only worried about your stupid car, you wouldn't even let me ride in it. EVER!
Mr. Turner: Of course I didn't! With its lack of air bags, broke seat belt, and pointy metal body, that car is a screaming metal death trap! I'd NEVER risk your life by letting you ride in it!
Timmy: So, you were ignoring me to protect me?
Mr. Turner: I was ignoring you because I love you, Tommy!
Mr. Turner: Work with me, boy.

Cosmo: Wow! this really is a screaming metal death trap!
Cosmo and Wanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

(The Striker Z has been completely destroyed)
Doug Dimmadome: You realize the Dimma-deal is Dimma-done? (Doug Dimmadome leaves)
Vicky: Dimma-drat!

Wanda: Aww, look, Timmy is finally playing catch with his dad. Isn't that great, Cosmo? Cosmo?
Cosmo: [inside slowly filling water tank] What? Now I'm going through my escape artist phase!
(Annoyed, Wanda poofs away)
Cosmo: Wait, come back! You're only ignoring me because you love me! [speaking from underwater] Wow, you must love me a whole lot! Wanda? Hello? ANYONE?


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