Dimmsdale Emergency Sea Monster Response Team is a coast guard organization on Dimmsdale Beach whose sole purpose is to guard it from sea monsters.
Several life guards on Dimmsdale Beach are present there who do not help Timmy Turner when he asks for help stopping Francis from bullying people on the beach. They say that they only safeguard the beach from sea monsters, and that they are not a waste of money. Later on, when Timmy becomes a huge muscle-bound monster as a result of a wish, he gets covered in sea weed and the response team members mistake him for a real sea monster. They radio for back up, and a huge military force with blimps, helicopters, and tanks lands on the beach and starts wreaking havoc. Timmy destroys a lot of them while trying to reclaim Cosmo and Wanda's wands.
After he is returned to normal, the response team confronts Timmy who is now a wimpy little boy again, and he calls them a waste of money. They disappointedly walk away, but get their chance to chase a sea monster again when Timmy points them in the direction of a seaweed covered Francis.
- Life guards
- The blimp the commander flies is shown to literally run off burning money.
- The flag the life guard shows Timmy is incorrectly spelled "Dimmsdale Sea Monster Repsonse Team".