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- Computer: (buffers up)
- Denzel Crocker: Hello, you Internet! This is Denzel Crocker, welcoming you to Crock Talk. My new webshow broadcast live from my stylish basement! Now say hello to my bandleader, Mother!
- Dolores-Day Crocker: (plays keyboard)
- Denzel Crocker: So Mother, how was you're day?
- Dolores-Day Crocker: Well, I breached my dentures, shaved my bunion, had a mole removed, got some ear--
- Denzel Crocker: Why can't you just say "fine" like everyone else!? Today on Crock Talk, we'll be focusing on recent rash of monster sightings in Dimmsdale. Check out my exclusive on-the-scene cellphone video clips!
(screen shows to the supermarket)
- Denzel Crocker: Here I am secretly filming Bigfoot, who mysteriously showed up at the supermarket.