Mr. Crocker: What's the matter, Turner? You look like you've seen a MUENSTER! Ha! Get it? Muenster? It's a type of cheese! Sounds like monster, heh... help me out here.

Wanda (after going through the Wando Machine): Ooh, a frying pan!

Timmy (after defeating Crocker): Are you guys okay?
Wanda: We're fine Timmy! A little dizzy, but we're fine.
(Poof throws up)

Mr. Crocker: Let me say that I will mozzerell-ish this moment forever.
Timmy: And let me say that was a horrible cheese pun and I will never wish for a cheese loving rhino guard again.

Hank: He should have taken the bus.

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