Vicky: Move it twerp! It's pay-per-view, which means if I don't view, then someone's gonna pay!

Timmy: [about Chip Skylark] I wish something bad would happen to him! [Cosmo and Wanda poof Da Rules in front of them and read what bad things Timmy cannot wish for to happen to Chip Skylark]
Wanda: Fine, but you cannot wish him maimed.
Timmy: Okay then, I wish-
Cosmo: Or injured.
Timmy: Then-
Wanda: Or beaten
Timmy: [barely raises his finger]
Wanda: Or dead.
Timmy: Fine, I wish that the worse possible non-lethal thing could happen to Chip Skylark right now!!!

Chip Skylark: Hi! I was just in a non-lethal accident in my record company's car. All of a sudden I seemed to hit this tree that popped out of nowhere. Totally weird.

Timmy: [after the wish does not work and the wands are disabled from making the wish] Oh, great. The "wand-not-working" [blows raspberry] noise!

Wanda: Well, you know how the rules say we can't use our magic to destroy true love?
Timmy: So?
Vicky: [to Chip] Hello, my love who I truly love with all the love in my heart! Love!
Timmy: Oh.

Vicky: I love you, Chip Skylark! I'm gonna call all my friends and invite them to the wedding. But first I gotta get some friends.

Cosmo: Hello Dimmsdale! Are you ready for Chip Skylark? [Crowd cheers] Well he's not here yet! [Crowd boos and throws tomatoes at him]

Chip Skylark: Tuesday is...applesauce day! [faints]

Chip Skylark: How did we get here so fast?
Timmy: Uhh... the power of music?

Chet Ubetcha: It's a mass scene of chaos at the Dimsdale Dimmadome; where everyone is angrily asking the same question. Where is Chip Skylark?
Mrs. Turner: If Chip doesn't show up, I'm gonna punish our child for no reason!
Mr. Turner: Timmy, if you're watching this, run!

Preacher: We are gathered here today to join two lovesick teens against their will. Does anybody.....
Chip Skylark: [starts to object]
Preacher: Except for the groom, have a reason for these two to get married?

Vicky: Now I have to find someone who can marry a teenage girl and her celebrity teen hostage... to the internet!

Timmy: Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?
Mr. Turner: These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!
Mrs. Turner: We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!

Chip Skylark: Sometimes it's hard being pretty and talented.
Timmy: And delicious!
Chip Skylark: What?!
Timmy: My dad said that.

Women in Audience: We want Chip!
Mr. Turner: Or else!
Women in Audience: WE WANT CHIP!
Mr. Turner: OR ELSE!
Women in Audience: WE WANT CHIP!
Mr. Turner: OR ELSE!

Cosmo: (in a manly voice) Instead please put your hands together (returns to his regular voice) for your opening act! On the pan flute, Pan! (crowd throws tomato at Pan) And on drums, Santa! (crowd throws tomato at Santa)
Santa: You better watch out!
Cosmo: And on the organ, Beethoven! (crowd throws tomato at Beethoven)
Beethoven: Vhat? VHAT!?
Cosmo: And I'm Cosmo and together we're THE FAIRIES! (crowd shouts angrily and throws a large number of tomatoes at the Fairies, causing them to swim in it)

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