Crimson Chin doll: Quick, to the hydrofoil!

Tootie: Timmy? TIMMY?!
Timmy: Oh no!
Chester: It's Vicky's little sister, Tootie!
Timmy: Quick, to the Anti-Girl Fortress!

A.J.: Enemy on screen, captain!
Timmy: Prepare to fire phasers!
(A giant slingshot appears on the treehouse and aims at Tootie)
Chester: Phasers locked, captain.
Cosmo: I love when the phasers get locked.
Timmy: Fire!!!
(Tootie is hit with a water balloon)
Tootie: Waaaah! I'm so wet, you can't even see how much I'm crying! Can I at least come up and dry off?
Timmy: Fire!!!
(Tootie attempts to move out of the way, but the water balloon follows her and hits her)
Tootie: Waaah! WAAAHHHHHH!
(Timmy, Chester, and A.J. do a victory dance)
Tootie: Why won't you give my love a chance!?

(Crimson Chin doll is wished to life)
Timmy: Wow, you made him alive!
Cosmo: Sure! Standing next to a lifeless doll would have a been boring.
(Cosmo eyes a plastic beach model doll next to him)
Cosmo: And yet...

(Cosmo and Wanda are brought into Tootie's room and see all her Timmy merchandise)
Tootie: Now I have two of Timmy's dolls to add to my Timmy collection!
Wanda: Wow, she really has a thing for Timmy.
Cosmo: Well sure, he's the bomb! I read that in a teen magazine.
(Tootie grabs an exact replica of Timmy's Treehouse)
Tootie: Let's play Timmy and Tootie in their jungle home, (to Wanda) you're me... (to Cosmo) and YOU'RE TIMMY!
Cosmo: Cool! I'm the bomb!
(Tootie makes Cosmo and Wanda mash face)
Tootie: Mwah! Mwah! I love you Tootie! Mwah mwah mwah!
Cosmo: Heeey I like this game!

Timmy: Ahhh! I'm DEAD!
Crimson Chin doll: Did somebody say... JUSTICE!?
(Crimson Chin springs into action and saves Timmy with his chin, landing them in Vicky's back yard)
Timmy: Thanks Crimson Chin doll, you totally saved me! I wonder why I got so bored with you...
Crimson Chin doll: Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Timmy: Now I remember, you action phrases stink. C'mon, we got to rescue Cosmo and Wanda.
Crimson Chin doll: I eat evil FOR BREAKFAST!

Vicky: Well, time to do my chores.
(Vicky points to two boys she is baby sitting.)
Vicky: You trim my hedges, and you cut my lawn.
Boy: But these are YOUR chores!
(Vicky pulls out photographs)
Vicky: And these are high definition photos of you two sneaking into an R-rated movie, and... ACTION!
(Vicky grabs a glass of lemonade)
Vicky: Ugh, all this blackmailing is making me thirsty.
(Vicky overhears Tootie laughing upstairs)
Vicky: My dorky little sister is laughing when she should be down here DOING MY CHORES! I'll fix that...

Crimson Chin doll: I have goats, in my PANTS!

Crimson Chin doll: Without gravity, we'd float into space!
(Crimson Chin doll grabs Chester's retainer and throws it at a giant lawn mower)
Crimson Chin doll: Justice, thy name is chin!
(The lawn mower blows up)
Boy: All finished.
Timmy: Good thinking Crimson Chin.
Crimson Chin doll: Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!
Timmy: You're a cooler doll than I thought. Together, nothing can stop us!
(They run right into Doidle)

Tootie: Do you, Timmy, take you, Tootie, to be your lawfully wedded WIFE!?
Vicky: Well, well, well. What's this, two new toys? Well guess who they get to meet!
Tootie: [meekly] Not Mister Hammer.
Cosmo and Wanda: Mister Hammer!?
Vicky: Yes, Mister Hammer, and his friend, Mrs. Saw!
Cosmo: Hi Mrs. Saw, I'm Cosmo and this is Wanda.
(Wanda glares at him)
Cosmo: Don't you want to be a good host?
Tootie: Nooo! Those are Timmy's dolls!
(Vicky kicks Tootie in the face and holds her off by the foot)
Vicky: [sarcastically] Oh that changes everything!
(Vicky pulls out a blow torch)
Cosmo: Hey, Mister Fire! Have you met Wanda?

Timmy: Chew on your butt, not my friend!
(Timmy tips over a glass of lemonade near Doidle and hides)
Vicky: What was that?
(Vicky lets go of Tootie who crashes into a wall, and then goes downstairs, she sees the puddle of yellow liquid near Doidle.)
Vicky: Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside, or at Timmy's house!

Cosmo: C'mon Timmy, let's get your stupid doll and get out of here!
Timmy: He's not stupid, he's my friend, and I should have treated him better.
(Tootie runs into the kitchen, Timmy and his fairies hide)
Tootie: Nooo! Vicky's stolen Timmy's dolls! Now he'll never come over, and he'll never like me... WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE ME!?
(Tootie runs off into her living room and cries on the couch)
Wanda: Maybe he's not the only one you should treat better.
Cosmo: You know, she might be creepy, but she does have to put up with Vicky more than you do.
Timmy: Yeah, you're right. Vicky lives here. I guess when she's not torturing me at my house, she's torturing Tootie here. That's gotta be the worst.

Timmy: Actually, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I was mean to you. It's just...
Cosmo and Wanda dolls: A stupid ten year old boy!
Timmy: Right! And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until...
Cosmo and Wanda dolls: He's a stupid eleven year old boy!
Tootie: Then there's hope? THERE'S HOPE! [jumps excitedly]

Crimson Chin doll: I'm totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie. This way she can always have a little piece of you she can smother and choke with love.
Timmy: Wow, that was an oddly specific action phrase. I'm gonna miss you pal.
Crimson Chin doll: I put the MAN in mandible!
(Timmy hands the doll to Tootie)
Timmy: Tootie, I want you to have this doll. More importantly, I want you to have this doll and never, ever follow me home again.
Tootie: Oh Timmy, this is the best gift ever!
Timmy: And it can be our little secret... of LOVE!
(Tootie faints)

(Timmy has wished the Crimson Chin doll indestructible and have 12000 "I hate Vicky" phrases, Vicky tries to melt it with a blow torch, but it doesn't work)
Crimson Chin doll: Your icky, red-headed yuckiness cannot pierce the shield of Tootie's love! Evil red-heads make boy bands say EWWW!
Vicky: Why won't this stupid toy break!?

Wanda: That was really sweet of you, Timmy.
Timmy: Yeah well, as long as Chester and A.J. don't EVER never find out me being nice to a girl, I'm safe.
Chester: Hey Timmy, look who's here...
Tootie: Timmy! Timmy! Over heeeeere! Come see what I made!
(Timmy looks out the window of his tree house and sees Chester and A.J. with Tootie.)
Tootie: Timmy, Tim-eeee! Look! (points to Crimson Chin doll, now wearing a pink hat) this doll is you... (points to Tootie look-alike doll) and this doll is ME! MWAH MWAH MWAH! I love you Timmy! Mwah mwah mwah, I love you too Tootie! Mmmmwah! Mmmmwah! Oooh Timmy, I got you something too!
(Tootie throws a water balloon at Timmy and she, Chester, and A.J. laugh)
Timmy: You know what? Love stinks.
Cosmo: And it's wet, too!
Crimson Chin doll: Brush that cleft EVERY DAY!

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