• Cosmo: Being a celebrity is great! You get to be famous without having any skill or talent whatsoever!

  • Anti-Cosmo: There is going to be Anti-Poof! You are going to have an anti-baby!
  • Anti-Wanda: Oh! I'm so happy, I could explode!

  • Foop (first line): Hello, Clarice. I mean, mother.
  • Anti-Wanda: Oh! He said his first words! [Anti-Wanda hugs Foop] Our baby!
  • Foop: Eh, I'm bored with you already.
  • Anti-Wanda: Ow! He's pointy! I'm gonna call him... Gator!
  • Foop: I prefer "The Dark Harbinger Of The Doom Time"! Of course that name will never fit on a birthday cake.
  • Anti-Cosmo: No, silly. You're the opposite of Baby Poof, and therefore, your name must be... [plays the organ] FOOP! Hmmm... that sounded much more evil in my head.
  • Foop: Wait a moment! Who is this Poof you speak of? I am not the only fairy baby in existence?
  • Anti-Wanda: Well, you're the only square one!
  • Foop: So, there is another!

  • Anti-Wanda: Oh, look! His first act of unbridled rage! Where's our camry?
  • Anti-Cosmo: Eh, you ate that too, you ninny.

  • Foop: Prepare for takeoff. Time for a playdate...of DOOM!
  • Anti-Cosmo: There will be no such thing mister! In time we will bring Fairy World to it's knees and rule the universe! But we will do it together as a family!
  • Foop: I will do it alone father! You see I don't play well with others [Foop zaps Anti-Cosmo with his bottle]
  • Anti-Cosmo: Well, mister Grumpy Pants! Looks like somebody needs a nap!
  • Foop: Hear this! And hear it good father! I am the boss of me! And I do not... [yawns] ...nap!
  • Anti-Wanda: Oh, his first steps towards independence! I love him so much!

  • Foop: Mother, I would like to refill for the trip. Where is the nearest magical power source?
  • Anti-Cosmo: Don't you dare tell him... [Foop zaps Anti-Cosmo with his bottle]
  • Anti-Wanda: Use that big wand sweetie! It contains all the power in Anti-Fairy World!
  • Foop: Thank you mother! Your single digit IQ has been a blessing for my cause!

  • Anti-Cosmo: Oh! That little brat! He's destroyed Anti-Fairy World and turned us into care fairies!
  • Anti-Wanda: Oh, he is so young and already so successful!

  • Foop: There's a new sheriff in town and his name, unfortunately, is Foop! (the word Foop then echoes in the background)

  • Foop: I've waited my whole life for this moment! All 6 hours and 45 minutes of it!

  • Wanda: Hold it right there young man! You're not lying a finger on my baby! Not until you deal with... BIG MAMA WANDA!
  • (Foop zaps Wanda with his bottle)
  • Foop: And we're done.

  • Foop: [to Poof] Round one to you, round one.

  • Wanda: Normally I don't encourage violence but... kick his little square butt sweetie!

  • Timmy: Where is Poof?
  • Wanda: Up there with Foop!
  • Cosmo: He's running away! I taught him everything he knows!

  • Timmy: Poof's not running away. He's tiring Foop out so he can fall asleep. Guys, we've gotta help him!
  • Cosmo: Wanda can put anyone to sleep. Wanda! Quick! Start talking! Tell us about your day!
  • Wanda: Well, I woke up this morning...
  • (Cosmo falls asleep)

  • Foop: The universe isn't big enough for both of us! There can only be one! Say night night, Poof!

  • Anti-Wanda: [After Foop fell asleep] I know he tried to destroy y'all. But you gotta admit he's so gosh darn cute when he's asleepin'!

  • Wanda: Poof, you're safe!
  • Poof: Poof, poof!

  • Foop: Beware, Baby Poof. I'll be back for you someday soon, so speaks... Oh, how I hate this name, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

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