Soldier: But sir, we could've destroyed the bridge without scrambling the fairies...
Jorgen: I LIKE to scramble the fairies!! [turns back to bridge] Now that the only connection for any human to get to fairy world is destroyed, we can prevent any further puny fairies from being captured.
Soldier: But sir, w-we usually poof to Earth; you didn't have to destroy the bridge.
Jorgen: I LIKE to destroy the bridge!!
(Crocker's scepter is now useless without Cosmo and Wanda to power it)
Mr. Crocker: Well, I can still smack you around with it.
Crocker: It's, uh, Cupid's fork of love. I love you!
Principal Waxelplax: How surprising... and unwanted.
Sanjay: My goodness, this muffin, it sparkles like the dew on the back of the cobra.
8-year old Timmy: [about Vicky] Did anyone else notice the lightning?
Cosmo: I don't wanna go away forever!
Wanda: We brought gifts!
Cosmo: We brought pals!
Wanda: I brought guys!
Cosmo: I brought cows!
Timmy: But just what the heck did I do?
Cosmo: [to Wanda] You brought guys?
Cosmo: Hey, did somebody die?
Jorgen: STOP!!!! Rule-free wish or not! You almost destroyed the world and you've revealed the existence of your fairy godparents! Your fairies must come to Fairy World with me at once! And this time they will be reassigned to a more trustworthy child! Any last words, puny earth-boy?
Timmy: Think fast! [throws the forget-me knob at Jorgen]
Mom: I bet we can go through every single one of these tapes and not find even ONE little white lie! [pops tape into VCR]
Mom and Dad: [to Timmy, on tape] The Stork!
Dad: Oh well.
Dad: Timmy! The school vine is here.
Muffin Guy: It's Muffin Monday!
A.J.: [with monkey] Oh. I thought it was monkey monday!
Chester: Aw man! Then what am I gonna do with this thing!? [holds up muffler]
Crocker: [before being beaten up twice] Oh, poopie.