Wanda: Since you were a youngster you had a cruddy life
Cosmo: An evil babysitter who chased you with a knife
Wanda: Your parents they would feed you but wouldn't play at all
Wanda and Cosmo: Till two little goldfish came and changed it all!
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes never done before
A million wishes
Timmy: Like a magic candy store
Timmy: Mountains of pudding
Wanda: A pizza castle,
Cosmo: Copies of your dad
Cosmo: You went to other planets,
Deep inside the earth,
Wanda: Played with superheros,
Wished for Cosmo to give birth (Poof Poof!)
Cosmo: You made a booger monster fifty stories tall
Wanda and Cosmo: If it could be wished for you wished for it all.
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes, a magic tidal wave
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes
Cosmo: I have no time to shave
Timmy: Comics, cookies and rocket roller skates
The first kid President of the United States
Getting stuff was awesome, nothing could compare
A multi-colored dinosaur, and super stretchy hair
The best part of the journey, the thing that was the ball.
All: Was my new best friends who loved me most of all!
- This song is likely a parody of the song "Pinball wizzard", by The Who.
- One of the toys on Timmy's toy wave is actually Dudley Puppy, the main character of Butch Hartman's show T.U.F.F. Puppy. It's not the first time a character from other show created by Butch appears in Fairly OddParents. As an Easter Egg, in 2004, Danny Phantom made a cameo appearance on "Crash Nebula".
- First time Timmy was seen picking his nose (and booger can be seen).
- The scene when Cleft and The Crimson Chin flight in this song, it parodies part of the opening card for the 1966 TV show, Batman.
- The stretchy hair, cloned dad's, and Cosmo giving birth to Poof returns as a part of the song.
- The Pizza Castle is a possible reference to "The Bully" episode from SpongeBob when Patrick was calling SpongeBob and thought he was talking to "Pizza Castle".
- The lines "Copies of your dad", "Played with superheroes", "Wished for Cosmo to give birth", "The first kid President of the United States", and "super stretchy hair" reference the episodes "Add-a-Dad", "The Big Superhero Wish!", "Fairly Odd Baby", "School's Out!: The Musical", and "Hairicane", respectively.