Wanda: Since you were a youngster you had a cruddy life
Cosmo: An evil babysitter who chased you with a knife
Wanda: Your parents they would feed you but wouldn't play at all
Wanda and Cosmo: Till two little goldfish came and changed it all!
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes never done before
A million wishes
Timmy: Like a magic candy store
Timmy: Mountains of pudding
Wanda: A pizza castle,
Cosmo: Copies of your dad
Cosmo: You went to other planets,
Deep inside the earth,
Wanda: Played with superheros,
Wished for Cosmo to give birth (Poof Poof!)
Cosmo: You made a booger monster fifty stories tall
Wanda and Cosmo: If it could be wished for you wished for it all.
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes, a magic tidal wave
Wanda and Cosmo: A million wishes
Cosmo: I have no time to shave
Timmy: Comics, cookies and rocket roller skates
The first kid President of the United States
Getting stuff was awesome, nothing could compare
A multi-colored dinosaur, and super stretchy hair
The best part of the journey, the thing that was the ball.
All: Was my new best friends who loved me most of all!
- This song is likely a parody of the song "Pinball wizzard", by The Who.
- One of the toys on Timmy's toy wave is actually Dudley Puppy, the main character of Butch Hartman's show T.U.F.F. Puppy. It's not the first time a character from other show created by Butch appears in Fairly OddParents. As an Easter Egg, in 2004, Danny Phantom made a cameo appearance on "Crash Nebula".
- First time Timmy was seen picking his nose (and booger can be seen).
- The scene when Cleft and The Crimson Chin flight in this song, it parodies part of the opening card for the 1966 TV show, Batman.
- The stretchy hair, cloned dad's, and Cosmo giving birth to Poof returns as a part of the song.
- The Pizza Castle is a possible reference to "The Bully" episode from SpongeBob when Patrick was calling SpongeBob and thought he was talking to "Pizza Castle".