- "It's Tuesday; on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge."
- "No man can own the Internet! I'd know, I've tried!"
- "Thank you corrective dentistry!"
- "You know, despite the pain involved in playing Timmy Ball, I find it gratifying to see everyone in the neighborhood enjoying themselves as much as we are."
- Chester: "Why did the orange go to the doctor?"
- AJ: "Who cares? It's just going to end in a pun."
- AJ: "AAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
- AJ (to his Wishmas Super Computer): Still creepy.
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